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i used to believe that parents pooped out babies in the toilet.

nicole
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At 5 years old, I understood the basic concept of making babies, but I thought that the daddy's sperm went up the pee hole and into the stomach somewhere, and I didn't realize there was a third hole down there. So I assumed all babies had to be cut out of their mommy's stomach.

Carrie
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i seriosly used to belive that the babys would just pop out of the ground and you would pick them up and be like "i love you" and then they would look like you...:\

xgreendayx
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when i was a little kid i used to belife that babies came out of a persons belly buton.

PAK-MAN
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i used to believe that when my mum got pregnant she would be fat after but she was joking, and i believed

mary ash
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When I was real really little I believed that when you were born your parents decided if you were a boy or a girl by having the doctors either cut the penis off or by leaving it on.

Danice
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My friend used to believe that kids came out of women's butts...One time in Year 5 (9-10 years old) we asked the teacher and my friend got a mighty big surprise...

Anonymoose
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I used to think that women gave birth to little girls and men gave birth to baby boys. My sister thought the same thing, but our parents never told us this. We think it's because we had these Barbie doll type dolls where the dads came with boys and the moms came with girls!

Me
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I used to believe that you gave birth while you were sleeping. One day, you just woke up and a baby would be next to you.

Anon
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I only found out the other day that when babies are inside their mommys bellies that they had gulls and when they came out the gills healed over .....i am 14 and only just found that this is not true

an idiot
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I used to believe babies came out of your anus. It was just unfathomable to me that your vagina could stretch that much.

Sarita
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When I was 5, my aunt got pregnant and she was the first person I had known and been around who was having a baby. When she was getting very large, I asked my mom, "When is Aunt Betty going to hatch her baby". Apparently I though we came out of eggs...

Justine
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I used to think that women didn't have vaginas so a baby would come out of their belly buttons. I thought this for a few years, and then my mother told me that babyies were fed from the mothers belly button when a women was pregnant. That made me think that the baby would be eating out of a small tube in their mother and then all of a sudden it would be sucked into the tube and end up outside of the person.

johnny
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I used to think that babies came out of the same place that poo did, and that women couldn't go to the toilet when they were pregnant in case the baby came out...

Catiana
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Pranks and jokes are a natural way of life for my family. When my mom was a little girl, her mom gave her the customary "where babies come from talk", only she changed the story a bit. As a result, my mom spent her childhood years believing that you had to "poop" your baby out, if you get what I mean... Years later, when it came to my own lesson, my mom couldn't resist adding her own touch to it as her mom had done before her. Embarrasingly enough, it was my belief for many years that babies, (which my mom kindly informed me came out the size of a large watermelon,) had to be pushed out through your bellybutton!! I never did have much respect for that particular body part after that, nor did I ever eat another watermelon!

Jenny R
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at the age of maybe 4-5 i thought that girl would only have an anus and no vagina.
So I thought that every had to be cut out of the stomach...

Anon
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when i was 5 my great great grandma dident want me the truth about sex and giving birth so she said that babies fly through an open window in the hospital and to my mum LOL!!!!!

(my mum told me the truth soon after)

death bunny
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When I was young I was told the reason doctors smacked all babies on the backside was because the dicks fell of the dum ones Now that I am older I know it is true

Geoff50
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My mom always told my sister and me that mermaids had babies out of their mouths: they would blow a bubble with the baby inside and then the doctor would burst the bubble.

MEG
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When i was about 8 i thought wamen had babies through their anus.

RP
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