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I used to think babies where born naked because their mothers were too lazy to eat clothes for them to wear

Anon

One of my friends, until he took a sex ed class in the sixth grade, believed that a baby's gender was determined by how long the doctor cut his/her umblical cord.

— Scott

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When I was younger, I always thought that a baby came out with their own individual blanket...I finally learned the truth at about 8 years old

— melissa

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i used to believe when you had a baby it would come out of the belly button

— cortni

when i was about 5, i thought when the baby comes out, it comes out of your mouth

Anon

when i was little my mum told me that babie are born through a little hole in your tummy. i looked at my own tummy and the only little hole i could find was my belly button so i assumed that babies were born out of your belly button. but what i didnt understand was how that big baby inside you could squeeze out of a tiny little hole. it was in y3 i found out that i was thinking of the wrong hole. lol! *smacks head*

— belly babie

i thought that babies came out of the same hole girls peed out of. therefore, i thought it was possible to get pregnant via oral sex. i actually believe this until i was really old, as in, 13 or 14! my friends laughed and laughed at me when i told them.

— sam

when my mom was pregnant with my sister i was 3 years old and i was really scared becasause i thought my mom was dying cuz i could hear her screaming from the delivery room.

Anon

when i was about 5 years old i thought tha the baby came out of the moms belly butten so i thought that everytime you ate it left you from your belly

— Amanda

when i was a kid i used to think 'labour day' was a day that every mother gave birth on. then i got confused as to how people had different birthdays. so i decided that 'labour day' was a day to celebrate child birth. it wasn't til i was about 8 before i realised what labour day actually was.

— jia

I used to believe, as a very small child, that babies came out of a trap door hidden in the mother's back. You couldn't see it, because skin covered the button to pop it open, and only the doctor knew where it was...yeesh...

— Jennifer

After my mum gave me the sex talk and told me all about giving birth, I used to think that when you're pregnant you could think you're about to have the baby and it could end up being you just have to poo. I always tried to imagin the look on the doctor's face when he had poo in his hands instead of a baby...

— KT

i used to believe that babies came out of your belly button . . . now i know better . . .

— dumdum

when i was young i belived that when babies where born they came out of your mums mouth, well it was that or down there.....which is more belivable!!!!!!

— hannah

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When I was little I thought babies came form the rear end. I didn't find out where they actually come from until i was in seventh grade.Very sad.

— Emmy

I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant her stomach would eventually burst and the babies would go flying. I must have practiced for hours, passing a ball around with my sisters, when I found out that my mom was pregnant!

— SAMANDMAU

Because of Dennis the Menace (the movie) I really thought that babies were born through your belly button. Everytime I watched the movie I felt proud and happy because I had a big belly button. Biggest of the family, as a matter of fact. I would always say proudly "Boy, my baby is practicly going to FALL out!"

— ...Now I know

I thought I had been given a pretty decent description of the birds and bees and childbirth as a child until I discovered at the age of 21 and the birth of my first child that the umbilical cord did not retract after being cut and was not a reusable part of our anatomy!

— Debs

When I was a kid,
I thought women gave
birth thru their butt.
Imagine if that were true!
Ouch!!

— Jim

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i thought until 6, i walked up to my dad and said, "I came out of your tummy and u pooped me out." i was sooooo wrong

— :o

I used to believe…

o.k. up untill i was about 7 or 8 i believed that when a woman had a baby it came out of her mouth.....so whenever my mom yawned i thought she was opening up her mouth so she could have another baby and i ran into my room crying

— stacey lol

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