giving birth

when i was 5 i used to believe that babys came out your arse
lol :)

donna rowland

When I was little, I used to believe that, when you had a baby, it came out of your belly button.

Renae

A while ago, i used to think that babies just came out of your stomachs. Then, when i was 9, i found out where they REALLY came from. Well, when we started 'family life' in 4th grade i always thought they would show it and they never did. So i thought "i pretty juch know all the basics so i doubt they would ever show it" Well, i was wrong. A month ago they showed it in our health class. I know I'm in 8th grade and I should have been prepared to see this, but it was just nasty and too fast.

Andrea

When I was between kindergarden and 2nd grade I use to think the baby would come out of the belly bottun

LeeAnn

I used to believe that when babies were born, they came out of the mothers mouth.

Christy-Shane

i used to think that babies came from the bellie button. so when my mom was pregnant w/ my younger sister i always looked inside he belly button and say hi to my sister...

heather

I believed that babys were born through your poo hole and they came out in a polythene bag! I use to look in the toilet every time i did a poo to see if I'd had a baby!!

Annie

I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant and it was time for her to give birth, the baby would just 'pop out'. I was very that when I was pregnant the baby would fall into the toilet and I would flush it into the sewars, where it became one of the 'sewar children'.

Anon

when I was young i remember just assuming that babies come out of your mouth, the theory being that babies grew in your stomach so how else would they get in or out? what puzzled me most was that i was told i was a big baby but my mother has an unusually small mouth.

roo

I used to believe that babies came out of your butt.

Danielle, AL

I met a Chinese girl who until the age of 20 thought that babies came out of a woman's belly-button!

Jamie Benning

I used to believe that, rather than giving birth, when the baby was born it would climb out the collar of whatever the mother is wearing by using a ladder. (I imagined a small ladder like one from a bird cage).

Morticia

I used to believe that my mom gave birth to me because she hugged my dad at the wedding and that how she got pregnant! I ended up telling all of my friends and then they thought they all knew how babys were born!

Anon

When i was little my mom told me that having a baby was like "pooping out a bowling ball" so for years i thought babies came out the butt. eww

Anon

I used to think you pooped out babys. I just had one....thank god it didn't come out there!

Carrie

When I was five,in kindergarten,my friends and I used to pretend to have babies by placing a baby doll under our shirts,then one girl would play the doctor and pretend to cut open our stomach to get the baby out! This idea of how the baby came out and that it came from a woman's stomach went on until perhaps 6th grade

Glowworm

When I was really, really little I used to think that when a woman got pregnant she waited until the baby was ready and then pressed her bellybutton and the baby would pop out!

Katie

When I was about 6 I asked my mom if babies came out of your belly-button. She told me that they came out of a place lower than that, so for the next month or so, I spent my time trying to find a place between my belly-button and my underwear where a baby would come out!

Caroline

I used to believe that mothers gave birth to there kids by pooping them out

Anon