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sex: giving birth

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I used to think babies where born naked because their mothers were too lazy to eat clothes for them to wear

Anon

in my early life i was under the impression that babies somehow morphed their way through their mummy's tummy when 'born'. i didn't ever think of the specifics...

— shube

i used to believe babies were born through anus. only after i found out what the other hole's for, i held firm that believe

— 18 june 1975

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I thought that babies were born out of your bellybutton (couldn't think of anywhere else they pop out of!)

— Hattie

My mother when she told me that when pregnant with me she had a craving for mars bars so when I was born I was covered in mars bars. I told this to everyone at school till I was about 11.

— Kirsty

Up until I was ten I thought that babies were born wearing a knitted bobble hat and a cardigan. Girls had pink and boys had blue - which is how their mummy's knew what sex they were when they popped out.

— Jeremy

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I used to believe that a pregnant woman could be pregnant again before giving birth, so I wondered if the second baby could be born before the previous one.

— Adriana

My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.

— Kate

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