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When I was little, my mom told me that she pooped me out in the toilet.

Anon
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That my dad gave birth to my brothers,and my
my mom had all the girls

Michelle H
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Until I was 10, I used to believe that babies came out by clawing their way out of women's abdomens. Like a baby chick pecking its way out of an egg... or like the Alien movies

Duffy
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I used to believe that babies popped out of a woman's belly button.

Violet
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I believed women were alwAys sick when they had babies thats why they ended up in the hospital and that babies would pop out of their bellies

Anon
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When I was little I asked to see where the water broke in my sister's house days after she had her first child thinking a pipe burst somewhere in the house

Anon
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When I was little I thought that when a woman gives birth, the baby explodes out of her stomach. One day when I was little, my younger cousin and I were playing like I was pregnant. when I had the baby, he said it would come out my "private parts." I, of course, didn't believe him.

Katherine
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When I was little, my mother had kidney cancer so she had one of her kidneys taken out and had a long scar on the side of her stomach. For a long time I thought that the scar was from when I was born and that all babies were cut out of a woman's stomach. I asked her why she didn't have four scars (I have 3 siblings) on her stomach. She finally told me where babies really come from. I was horrified.

Jules
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I used to believe that babies were made at the early learning centre (a childrens toy shop) as everytime i walked past with my mum, she would say 'You cant go in there, its for babies!'

Elliex
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I used to believe babies came out of mouths.

Hailey
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When I was very young, I used to believe that when babies were born, they came along with all of their initial baby clothes. I always pictured myself being born in a cute yellow dress, with a bunch of hangers of outfits in each hand!

Laura
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I used to believe that babies came out of your belly button :)))

Liv
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I used to believe that when adults kissed when they were naked then babies were born. I also though the only way to deliver a baby was having your stomach cut open.

Anon
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When I was little I believed that to get a baby out of the womb you had to cut a square in the woman's belly and lift it up like a jar lid and then take the baby out.

Anon
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I used to believe that babies came out of belly buttons until I was told differently in my 9th grade health class.

Beth
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I used to think when babies were born they climbed out of the mother's stomach in some way (possibly out of the navel) because my mother had told us about the Caesarean section and that we came out that way.

This theory, however, was crushed by my best friend when we were going to start school. She also told me how babies were made. x.x' I remember being disgusted.

Claude
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I used to believe that pregnant women had beach balls under their shirts, and that when the baby was born, they had a special needle that they'd use to pop the mom's belly so the baby could come out, and when they were born the doctor could decide if they were going to be a boy or girl. I wanted 24 kids... one for each hour of the day. :) Now I know better.

Anon
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i used to believe that babies came out of birth marks

Anon
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I used to think babies where born naked because their mothers were too lazy to eat clothes for them to wear

Anon
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When I was little, I thought that, when women went in to have a baby, a giant magnet would come down and pull the baby out of her stomach

Anon
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