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I caught my Mom off guard one day and she told me babies came out the belly button. I didn't discover the truth until watching a cow give birth a few years later.
Jen
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When I was little, I used to think that all babies were born boys and the doctors decided who would be girls (then would chop off their weiners). I was wrong (for the most part...).
Sarah Ottersburg
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That you could give birth to what ever you chose (i.e a girl, a boy, twins, triplets)
Krista Durling
I used to believe that babies were born through the mom's mouth.
Don't know how I came up with that.
Makenna
I use t beleive that babies were born through the woman's bellybutton.
I used to believe babies came out of your bellybutton
When I was little, I used to believe that women gave birth through their belly buttons because of a story my mother told me about how I kept pulling on the umbilical cord when she was pregnant with me. She told me that it was like I was trying to peek through her belly button.
Kaylee
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I used to think that giving birth was not passing a baby though the birth canal, but waiting until the point where the mother's skin covering her stomach liquefied and bubbled until the baby emerged from the depths. Kinda like a tar pit.
Carrie
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When I was little, I thought that babies came from melons--cantelope, honeydew, watermelons. I thought this was why women squeezed melons at the market; the women who wanted babies would pick the firm melons, while the women who didn't would pick the soft, squishy ones. I also believed that the melons with the babies in them came from pregnant women--hence the round stomach--and that somewhere there was a farm where women birthed melons to be sold at grocery stores.
I used to believe women gave birth through their anuses. So near and yet so far...
i used to believe that babies came out the anal hole until oneday a friend (not really)told me that babies come from the vulva.i made fun of him because that place was (i thought)ad-hoc for pissing
Kafka
Me and my brother would play "House" when we were little. First we'd have to give birth to the babies. I used to believe that babies just grew inside you when you reached a certain age and that they grew in your stomach. When your stomach was so full of baby that you couldn't eat anything, you pooped the baby out.
Ms. Mole
When I was little and I asked my mom to explain where babys came from she compared the pain of birth to pooping a watermelon. For a long time I thought that babies were born through the anus. I got realy confused when I saw an episode of a sitcom when a woman was lying on her back to give birth, I thought it would smother the baby!
Zippy
i used to belive that babies came from the stomach
I used to believe that all babies were born at night.
Vanessa
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When I was little I believed that when you were ready to give birth your stomach would just open up and the baby would fall out. Then when the baby came out your stomach would go back to normal. Then when I was in safeway with my mom one day I saw a book on giving birth and i flipped it open and there was picture of a baby crowning! I was so disgusted and ran and told my mom what I saw. She asked me how I thought it happend, and I told her. She couldn't stop laughing.
When i was young (bout) 3 my mom was pregnant with my sencond brother and she was in the kitchen getting somthing out of the hotpress and she turned to me and asked "Do you want another brother?" and i replied "I dont want a black one" My mother looked back at me in disbelieve and said that there was nothin wrong with coloured babies. Imagine my imbarsassment when she told me years later!
ATTENTION! No racism intended, I was only 3 years old and i am not racist!
Grey
I used to believe that when someone was giving birth, the baby came out of the belly button. I was wondering how the baby got through a small belly button.
Anonymous
I was convinced when i was about 6 that all women were born with babys in them, and that over time these tiny things would slowly grow until one day when you were all grown up and tall it would be ready.
I can remeber shopping in town one christmas with my mother, she was expecting a baby, and i turned to her and said 'I hope my baby comes out at the same time yours does'.. she was in histerics laughing, she still reminds me of it. Heatherjane x
I thought that babies were born through the anus. The only thing I thought about while having a painful poop was how much it was going to hurt to get a baby out of there!
Laura
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