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i thoght babies came out of your mouth

Anon
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When I was little, I used to think women gave birth out of their bellybutton. I wasn't sure how it exactly worked, but was sure there wasn't any other place for the babies to come out, other than the bellybutton.

Ashley
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top belief!

Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys

Cassidy K
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top belief!

When I was a very little girl, my grandmother (as I'm sure many Southern grandmothers have done) told me that if I ate the seeds of a watermelon I would have a baby. This perplexed me a lot. I wanted another baby (I'm an only child), but I didn't think that *I* was the one who should be having it. Furthermore, I didn't yet understand that girls had a place for something other than pee and poo. I thought that my vagina was just place where my pee came out, and therefore, that couldn't be the place where a baby would come from. My bottom couldn't be it, either, that was just even more gross. So after *MUCH* thinking, I finally came to the conclusion that mommy's must have their babies shoot out of their mouths. It was the only other opening that I could think of at the time, and this, along with my grandmother's story about the watermelon seeds, seemed like a logical conclusion at the time... Unfortunately, I saw that alternative as somewhat terrifying, and there was a period of time during which I swore to myself that I would never have kids. :O)

Hannah's Mommy
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When my little brother was about 10 years old he came up to my sister and I and asked us with the most seriousness if babies came out of the woman's butt. I think we laughed at first but then realized that he didn't know that there were other holes on the female body and seriously thought that babies were pooped out! We tease him about it to this day even though he denies ever thinking it!

Anon
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I used to think that everyone was born by C-section, because I was and I'd heard the story so many times. I remember thinking that I never wanted to have kids because I didn't want anyone to cut a big hole in my belly.

Anon
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When I was 4 or 5 I loed playing mommy with my baby dolls. I couldnt wait to be a real mommy! The only proble was, I didnt knowhow to get a real baby. I asked m mom one morning. She paused and said the stork brang it. I thought for a second and said "yeah right!" so she said, okay, you have to pray for a baby. So I said, "okay! I'll go pray right now!: "No!" She said. "you have to be a certain age, you have to be a grown-up" Oh. I replied. Well where do they come out of your belly? She said my belly button. For a while I belived her. Months later, I asked her again. This time she said "a specail hole" so I thought it was my butt hole. I soon got the idea that we were born as babydolls. I felt my cabage patches hard, round head and thought about how it would hurt badly! I kept thinking... Then when I was 9, I asked my mom "if daddys have nothing to do with when babies are born, how do i look like daddy?" she gave me the talk and I wasnt interested anymore.

dessy
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Until i was 7,I believed that the stork actually delivered babies.

I was a very stupid kid....

DumbKid
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When I was little my mom told me babie came out a special baby door so i thought that when you had a baby a door appeared on your tummy for the baby to use

Jeni
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I was 5 when my mom was pregnant with my sister. She used to tell me that the stork brought the babies to the hospital and that the hospital roof would open up and that was how the stork delivered the babies. She told me that her belly was full of gas and that when she went to the hospital the doctor would fix it and give her a baby.

Colleen
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when i was 8 i took a huge poop and i thought it was a baby

kl
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I used to think when I was about 5 that when you gave birth the baby would come out of your tiny pee hole and not your actual vagina. I was so scared of having a baby that I literally considered becoming a nun when I was only 5.

Anon
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When I was little, I thought when you were at your wedding, right after you said "I do", you needed to have a baby.

Demi
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When i was little i thaught that the man had to stick his penis into the womans vagina in the hospital room so that the baby would have somthing to hold on to on the way out.

Benny
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Well....I probably have the same belief as many people,babies came from thier moms belly button.I believed that until i saw a video of a duck laying an egg,then i thought it came out of their behind.I soon went back to the first bellieve.

Anon
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I used to beleive when it was time for the baby to come (I thought they were in the stomach, not the you know what) that you would have to cut open their stomach and pull it out. Sadly, I never thought about how they came. I guess I guessed they just grow by themselves. So I was very afraid to have a baby. I even cried one day and told my dad I don't want to have a baby.

No baby 4 me
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I used to believe giving birth meant a woman accidentally pooping a baby out.

number...3?
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I used to believe that babies came out of a womans belly button.

Anon
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i used to think if a woman pressed her belly button she would have a baby! then once i pressed my moms belly button and nothing happened so i said 'Mommy youre broken!' then i started crying!

AND i used to think until i was 12 that babys came out the back!

LOL
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When I was born my mother shocked a nurse by declaring how ugly I was. She explained that she did it so the evil spirits would not take me away. That nurse probably thought Mom was insane.

NOT ugly!
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