sex: giving birth

When I was younger, I used to believe that when a lady had twins or triplets or more, that they all came out at once....I never understood how they could all fit.

I must have watched a cesarean section on television. Anyway I got the idea that all babies were born by the doctor cutting open the mama's tummy and taking the baby out. When another child suggested a certain body opening that babies came out through, I thought that this person was being horribly disgusting and had a sick sense of humor.

I used to believe that since babies grew in your stomach,they HAD to come out of your stomach,belly button first.Since my mom told me about the tube in a mothers stomach connecting to your belly button,I believed babies had to come from a mom's stomach.If the mom couldn't tear her stomach open,the doctor had to use a knife.That's why I was scared to death of having a baby,but when I was ten I learned about C Section and that stuff.I never believed they could come out through your legs!After reading the article in a magazine I didn't believe babies were born in between the legs cause I just didn't want to,for like...a month.How could the fit through there??

For some reason I believed that when a woman was about to have a baby that somehow, and I didn't know how, that the doctor's put a zipper on the mom's belly and then would unzip her and take the baby out.

Up until the age of 9 or 10 i used to believe that babies came out of womans belly buttons, which is very logical considering all the visual clues you get. Needless to say i was disgusted whan i found out how babies really are born.

When I was 3 years old, I gave my mom a crystal-like thing when she was in hospital and prepared to give birth. I told her that if she brings the 'lucky stone' with her when she was giving birth she will born a baby girl because i wanted a sister so much. But she gave birth to a baby boy instead and i was angry because she didn't bring my stone with her.

I used to think that a turkey baster was for giving birth. I don't know why I did, but I did. So needless to say I was horrifed when a family friend gave my mum a turkey baster for her birthday (at the end of October).

When I was really little I watched this move that showed a cat giving birth. To me, it looked like the cat was "pooping out" the baby (which is what I said to my mom). So for a while after watching this movie I believed that babies came out of the same place poop came out of and if a women wanted to have a baby she could just strain really hard and out it would pop!

I used to believe that when you were pregnant, if you went to the toilet your baby would come out.

I used to believe that when a woman loses the waters before giving birth, she loses her bones! Because in French water and bone have got the same prononciation.

i used to think boys were born from men and girls were born from women

i used to think that women get huge tummies because it means they are going to get a baby...n how the baby comes???well when the tummy is about to blow up God and the angels will come to her bed and leave a baby by her side...and angels will do magic and make her tummy flat again

I happened to be very very shy about sex even being a boy. A friend of mine explained the whole "process" to me when i was half way through my teens, 16. Still, I ended up having the concept that babies were born from "behind". I always thought that girls were the most courageous of creatures to give birth to large babies, when I used to ..err.. shit!!

I used to believe that, rather than giving birth, when the baby was born it would climb out the collar of whatever the mother is wearing by using a ladder. (I imagined a small ladder like one from a bird cage).

i thought until 6, i walked up to my dad and said, "I came out of your tummy and u pooped me out." i was sooooo wrong

I used to believe that when you give birth to a baby, the doctors would remove your entire stomach and after taking the baby out, sow it in place again.