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I must have watched a cesarean section on television. Anyway I got the idea that all babies were born by the doctor cutting open the mama's tummy and taking the baby out. When another child suggested a certain body opening that babies came out through, I thought that this person was being horribly disgusting and had a sick sense of humor.

Miss Priss
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I used to believe that since babies grew in your stomach,they HAD to come out of your stomach,belly button first.Since my mom told me about the tube in a mothers stomach connecting to your belly button,I believed babies had to come from a mom's stomach.If the mom couldn't tear her stomach open,the doctor had to use a knife.That's why I was scared to death of having a baby,but when I was ten I learned about C Section and that stuff.I never believed they could come out through your legs!After reading the article in a magazine I didn't believe babies were born in between the legs cause I just didn't want to,for like...a month.How could the fit through there??

Absolutely nuts
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For some reason I believed that when a woman was about to have a baby that somehow, and I didn't know how, that the doctor's put a zipper on the mom's belly and then would unzip her and take the baby out.

Rachele
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Up until the age of 9 or 10 i used to believe that babies came out of womans belly buttons, which is very logical considering all the visual clues you get. Needless to say i was disgusted whan i found out how babies really are born.

Anon
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In my kindergarten days i believed that girls gave birth to girls and boys gave birth to boys.

kundan plaha
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When I was 3 years old, I gave my mom a crystal-like thing when she was in hospital and prepared to give birth. I told her that if she brings the 'lucky stone' with her when she was giving birth she will born a baby girl because i wanted a sister so much. But she gave birth to a baby boy instead and i was angry because she didn't bring my stone with her.

Anon
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I used to think that a turkey baster was for giving birth. I don't know why I did, but I did. So needless to say I was horrifed when a family friend gave my mum a turkey baster for her birthday (at the end of October).

Nikki
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When I was really little I watched this move that showed a cat giving birth. To me, it looked like the cat was "pooping out" the baby (which is what I said to my mom). So for a while after watching this movie I believed that babies came out of the same place poop came out of and if a women wanted to have a baby she could just strain really hard and out it would pop!

Jessica
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I thought that babies came out of our butts until waaaay too late in life o.O

Tina
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when i was 8 i took a huge poop and i thought it was a baby

kl
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I used to believe that when you were pregnant, if you went to the toilet your baby would come out.

2 Awesome
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I used to believe that when a woman loses the waters before giving birth, she loses her bones! Because in French water and bone have got the same prononciation.

Karim Da Silva
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i used to think boys were born from men and girls were born from women

swag lad123
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i used to think that women get huge tummies because it means they are going to get a baby...n how the baby comes???well when the tummy is about to blow up God and the angels will come to her bed and leave a baby by her side...and angels will do magic and make her tummy flat again

amla
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I happened to be very very shy about sex even being a boy. A friend of mine explained the whole "process" to me when i was half way through my teens, 16. Still, I ended up having the concept that babies were born from "behind". I always thought that girls were the most courageous of creatures to give birth to large babies, when I used to ..err.. shit!!

Back End Believer
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I used to believe that, rather than giving birth, when the baby was born it would climb out the collar of whatever the mother is wearing by using a ladder. (I imagined a small ladder like one from a bird cage).

Morticia
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i thought until 6, i walked up to my dad and said, "I came out of your tummy and u pooped me out." i was sooooo wrong

:o
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I used to believe that when you give birth to a baby, the doctors would remove your entire stomach and after taking the baby out, sow it in place again.

Just Me
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I don't know why, but when I was in kindergarten, I adopted the belief that when you had a baby, you simply pulled it out from under your shirt. So when me and my friends would play "house", and one of us would be the "mother", to have the baby, we'd stick a doll under our shirts, and when it was born we'd pull it out..

Mikaella
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I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.

Tasha K
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