sex: giving birth

I used to think that natural baby birth meant that the baby came out of the mother's belly button, and a "c-section" meant that they had to cut open the mommy's tummy to get the baby out [at least I had half of it right]! At one point when I was younger, I actually asked my best friend's mother if my friend had come out of her belly button or if they had to do a c-section.

I used to think that when I had a stomach ache, i was going to give birth. I would sit on the toilet and hoping the baby would be a boy. Sadly, all I got was a brown poop.

when i was 6 yrs old my mom was pregnant with my little brother and we were eating dinner one night and when she started to eat some of her vegetables and she stood up and was all wet so my dad took her to the hospital but only being 6 i thought she peed on her self from eating the vegetables so for a long time i wouldnt eat my veggies cause i thought i was going to pee on my self

I used to believe that when a woman gave birth, the doctor had to cut the belly open and get the baby out, and then sew it back up. Then they had to cut it open again to make sure the mother had enough milk.

Until the age of ten or eleven I believed that a baby came out of a woman's butt. I was so disgusted and I wondered if when I could have a baby, it would be covered in poo.

i use to belive whan a lady gave birth it came from her belly button.

Until I was 10, I thought that we were all born from a giant Gardevoir. I played way too much Pokémon.

Don't Laugh Guys But I Used To Believe Mommy Layed An Egg And Then I Was Born

I thought babies came out of your navel when they were ready to be born. (Probably would have been more comfortable!)

Also, my 4 older sisters had me convinced that everytime a girl had intercourse they got pregnant.

I used to believe that babies were born through a hole in the mother's belly button. Eventually I found out the truth and got on with the harsh reality of being 29.

When I was three years old my mom was pregnant. The doctor and everyone thought the baby was going to be a boy. But my mom gave birth to a girl. When I heard that I said "Well, it can still be a boy."

Up untill i did sex education at school (year 7 so i wos like 10) i used to think that when women gave birth the baby came out of their bums.

I remember thinkin that some women mite push to hard wen excreting and a baby would pop out and get flushed down the toilet

I used to believe babies came out of your anus. It was just unfathomable to me that your vagina could stretch that much.

i used to believe that parents pooped out babies in the toilet.

When I was a little kid, I used to believe that women gave birth to baby girls and men to baby boys.

I remember when i was a child i was having a bath with my mum who was heavily pregnant with my brother. She told me that her belly button was the lock for the lid so when the baby was ready, i.e, like an oven, she just lifted the lid off her belly and the baby popped out. I believed her