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I used to think babies where born naked because their mothers were too lazy to eat clothes for them to wear
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the best of giving birth
I used to think babies where born naked because their mothers were too lazy to eat clothes for them to wear

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im 13 now and a few years ago i was round my friends house talking about pregnancy and i thought that babys came out of arses, i was shocked when he asked his grandad... he burst into laughter.
When I was little I watched Doc Hollywood with my mom and I was freaked when the lady gave birth in the car. I told my mom that I don't want to go through that, and that I would just go to people who just gave birth and ask if they wanted to keep their babies. I believed they would actually give them to me too.
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my friend used to think that a miscarriage was when the mom dropped their babies in a grocery store
When my brother was younger, he used to think that babies grew in a woman's bladder and that she would just pee her baby out into the toilet.
When he got a little older, he though that babies grew in a woman's stomach and she would vomit her baby up.
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when i was around grade 4 (or below), i used to believe that babies were born from their mum's belly that they just popped from the belly button when it's time.
I used to believe that babies are being born through a little hole between the bellybutton and the genitals, and that later the doctor stitches it. It was also only at the age of 10 I first heard about a thing called "period" and "masturbation". I remember I asked my mother what is it and when she started to answer me I got so embarrassed and said "Okay okay I get it!" before she even succeeded to complete her explanation.
I used to think babies came out of a woman's bottom, and can still remember asking my mum about it. She put me right and told me about the "front bottom". I would have been 11 or so at the time, quite naive for my age
Until I was 6 or 7, I was convinced that babie's came out of their mother's butt. For a couple years after that, I was under the impression that their was 3 small round holes on the female anatomy, each having it own individual purpose...
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When i was little my mom told me that having a baby was like "pooping out a bowling ball" so for years i thought babies came out the butt. eww
I guess my parents were to shy or thought I was to young to know where babies really came from. So up until grade 5 I believed babies came out of your bum :S how embarassing!
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when i was about 4, i thought women give birth to girls while men give birth to boys.
I used to think that when someone had a baby the doctors ripped it out of your stomach and if you had a seasection that made you sit on a toilet and crap it out
I used to think that when a woman was having a baby, they had to cut her stomach open to get the baby out.
I used to believe that you gave birth while you were sleeping. One day, you just woke up and a baby would be next to you.
My friend used to believe that kids came out of women's butts...One time in Year 5 (9-10 years old) we asked the teacher and my friend got a mighty big surprise...
when I was a kid I used to believe that men gives birth to boys and women gives birth to girls... until the mystery was solved by my parents when I was 10 year old.
I used to believe, when my mom told me babies came out of mothers' stomachs, that their pregnant tummies lifted open, just like the hood of a car. It made sense to a 5 year old me.
When I saw scenes on t.v. where a woman would give birth (not graphic scenes- just hear the woman scream and a doctor would be there and then suddenly the doctor would be holding a baby) I thought the baby actually came out of the woman's stomach, I think one time I asked my mom how the doctor could get the baby out of the woman's stomach. She didn't really answer!
I was delivered by C-section and my mom told me that they to cut her open to get me out and I used to think that's how all babies were born as in you had to cut the mother open to get them out!
As a young boy, I had a "vague" concept of the female anatomy, but I knew that babies had to come out somewhere. I originally guessed this was in the chest area, but after I learned after bikinis, rib cages, and where it actually is, I corrected myself. This frequently made me wonder what the big deal was with female legs since I thought "But there's nothing down there!"