sex: giving birth

I used to think that all babies were born in the middle of the night.

I used to believe that woman gave birth through their bottoms and if they forced a poo too hard while pregnant they might accidentally give birth in the toilet and unknowingly lose their baby.

When I was little, I used to believe that women gave birth through their belly buttons because of a story my mother told me about how I kept pulling on the umbilical cord when she was pregnant with me. She told me that it was like I was trying to peek through her belly button.

I was born by emergency c-section. When I asked my parents how I was born, they said I was cut out of my mum's stomach. They never mentioned it was an emergency so I just thought everyone was born with the doctor cutting a square in your mum's stomach and, grabbing you out and then sowing her back up.

A friend of mine believed that children were born out by the ass. 

I used to believe that babies came from an open door in your tummy...literally! My mother told me that once and it wasn't until sex ed that I found out it wasn't true. I remember feeling indignant about the truth! *laughs*

when i was little i thought that when a lady gave birth she had the baby thorugh her belly button!

I used to believe that babies were born through the lower back in the lumbar region - just above the ass!

When I was a kid,
I thought women gave
birth thru their butt.
Imagine if that were true!
Ouch!!

i used to believe that babies came out of your belly button . . . now i know better . . .

i used to believe that when you gave birth, the baby would come out of your anal hole!!! eeeeeeeeuw!

I used to believe that all births were C-section and all mid-wives had the expertise to perform a C-section.
Also believed that women gave birth to boys while men gave birth to girls.(Balance in nature) Weird ??

I USED TO BELIVE THAT YOUR MUM WOULD GO IN HSPITAL WITH A FAT BELLY AND DOCTERS WOULD JUMP ON HER TILL THE BABY POPED OUT OF HER BELLY.

When I was in 1st grade I thought that babies came out of the woman's belly button.

When I was little I thought that babies came out of the same hole that your poo does, and always wondered how you kept them from getting poo all over them when you gave birth...

I used to believe that babies came out of a woman's stomach, that the skin would just break and the baby would come out that way. I would stuff pillows and baby dolls up my shirt when I was little, and would act like they were coming out of my stomach when I "had them"