giving birth

I used to think that all babies were born in the middle of the night.

Kelly

I used to believe that woman gave birth through their bottoms and if they forced a poo too hard while pregnant they might accidentally give birth in the toilet and unknowingly lose their baby.

Anon

When I was little, I used to believe that women gave birth through their belly buttons because of a story my mother told me about how I kept pulling on the umbilical cord when she was pregnant with me. She told me that it was like I was trying to peek through her belly button.

Kaylee

I thought they cut your stomach to get the baby out so I was scared of getting married and pregnant for the longest time. Once on the bus some boys were talking about the real way to give birth. I did not know what they were talking about. I learned the truth when I was 10.

Ann Ono Mous

A friend of mine believed that children were born out by the ass. 

Demostenes 

I used to believe that babies came from an open door in your tummy...literally! My mother told me that once and it wasn't until sex ed that I found out it wasn't true. I remember feeling indignant about the truth! *laughs*

lillithmaiden

when i was little i thought that when a lady gave birth she had the baby thorugh her belly button!

Phragm(uk)

I used to believe that babies were born through the lower back in the lumbar region - just above the ass!

gotoneros

When I was a kid,
I thought women gave
birth thru their butt.
Imagine if that were true!
Ouch!!

Jim

i used to believe that babies came out of your belly button . . . now i know better . . .

dumdum

i used to believe that when you gave birth, the baby would come out of your anal hole!!! eeeeeeeeuw!

not existing

I used to believe that all births were C-section and all mid-wives had the expertise to perform a C-section.
Also believed that women gave birth to boys while men gave birth to girls.(Balance in nature) Weird ??

Anon

I USED TO BELIVE THAT YOUR MUM WOULD GO IN HSPITAL WITH A FAT BELLY AND DOCTERS WOULD JUMP ON HER TILL THE BABY POPED OUT OF HER BELLY.

LOUISE

When I was in 1st grade I thought that babies came out of the woman's belly button.

J.L.

When I was little I thought that babies came out of the same hole that your poo does, and always wondered how you kept them from getting poo all over them when you gave birth...

Anon

I used to believe that babies came out of a woman's stomach, that the skin would just break and the baby would come out that way. I would stuff pillows and baby dolls up my shirt when I was little, and would act like they were coming out of my stomach when I "had them"

deborah

I used to think that babies popped out of the mothers stomach, through her belly button.

Shannon

I was told that I came out of my mom's stomach (which I did-- I was a C-section). I thought that all babies came out of there mother's stomachs. I'm not sure when I learned the truth.

Jessy

When i was little I used to think that babies came from your belly button and I was afraid to get older casue then i would have to have a baby from my belly button.

Sarah

My mum always told us that when my brother was born he was "born in a black bag". I still don't really know what that means, I guess it was some membrane or something, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a bin-liner which is how I always imagined it as a child. I always wondered how they got the bin-liner in there in the first place and then how my brother knew to climb inside it when he was only an unborn baby.

"Born in a black bag"'s sister.