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I was told that I came out of my mom's stomach (which I did-- I was a C-section). I thought that all babies came out of there mother's stomachs. I'm not sure when I learned the truth.

Jessy
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When i was little I used to think that babies came from your belly button and I was afraid to get older casue then i would have to have a baby from my belly button.

Sarah
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My mum always told us that when my brother was born he was "born in a black bag". I still don't really know what that means, I guess it was some membrane or something, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a bin-liner which is how I always imagined it as a child. I always wondered how they got the bin-liner in there in the first place and then how my brother knew to climb inside it when he was only an unborn baby.

"Born in a black bag"'s sister.
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I always was under the impression as long as i could remember that the only way to deliver babies was from the buttonhole cause that was the only hole in the female's body i had presumed.

Anon
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When I was little I used to think that when babies were born they came out of the butt...me and my friend used to argue about it. Of course I thought I was right!

Angela
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When I was little, I always knew that babies came out of a moms belly..not sure if i knew how it got there or anything, but thats beside the point...anyways I thought babies were born through a bellybutton...

Anon
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I used to think babies came out of tummies. Also that if I pooped, I would poop a baby.

Kitty Lover
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I believed that as soon as babies were born, they were able to crawl. I believed this until I was 25, got pregnant, and took a parenting class.

Joy
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When I was little my stomach hurt so I told my sister to call 9-1-1 because I was having a baby.

Molly
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I used to believe that babies come out of their moms' mouths!!!

Sara
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i used to believe that when you had a baby it came from your anus and everytime you pooped the hole would get bigger so a baby could fit out of it later on

Anon
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I use t beleive that babies were born through the woman's bellybutton.

Anon
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I used to believe that child arrived in a family from fly

Rob
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When I was five,in kindergarten,my friends and I used to pretend to have babies by placing a baby doll under our shirts,then one girl would play the doctor and pretend to cut open our stomach to get the baby out! This idea of how the baby came out and that it came from a woman's stomach went on until perhaps 6th grade

Glowworm
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when i was little i used to think that when a woman had a c-section it ment that they would make a cut in her shoulder and thats where the baby would come out of.

somechick
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When my mom gave birth to me, she had a c section, so i thought all baby's had to come out that way!

Rachel
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i always thought babies came from the ass my mum told me that when i was like 10 and i found out at primary school a year on!!!

nice ass fella
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my m8 used 2 believe that he came out of his moms belly button wen he was born. lol

blonde in the mind
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When I was a child, i used to belive that a baby comes out from mom's navel not vagina, until I studied biology in school

Anon
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when you gave birth i thought the baby came out of your belly button and his amilical cord was conected to your belly botton

Anon
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