giving birth

I always was under the impression as long as i could remember that the only way to deliver babies was from the buttonhole cause that was the only hole in the female's body i had presumed.

Anon

When I was little I used to think that when babies were born they came out of the butt...me and my friend used to argue about it. Of course I thought I was right!

Angela

When I was little, I always knew that babies came out of a moms belly..not sure if i knew how it got there or anything, but thats beside the point...anyways I thought babies were born through a bellybutton...

Anon

I used to think babies came out of tummies. Also that if I pooped, I would poop a baby.

Kitty Lover

I believed that as soon as babies were born, they were able to crawl. I believed this until I was 25, got pregnant, and took a parenting class.

Joy

When I was little my stomach hurt so I told my sister to call 9-1-1 because I was having a baby.

Molly

I used to believe that babies come out of their moms' mouths!!!

Sara

i used to believe that when you had a baby it came from your anus and everytime you pooped the hole would get bigger so a baby could fit out of it later on

Anon

I use t beleive that babies were born through the woman's bellybutton.

Anon

I was born by emergency c-section. When I asked my parents how I was born, they said I was cut out of my mum's stomach. They never mentioned it was an emergency so I just thought everyone was born with the doctor cutting a square in your mum's stomach and, grabbing you out and then sowing her back up.

Matt

I used to believe that child arrived in a family from fly

Rob

When I was five,in kindergarten,my friends and I used to pretend to have babies by placing a baby doll under our shirts,then one girl would play the doctor and pretend to cut open our stomach to get the baby out! This idea of how the baby came out and that it came from a woman's stomach went on until perhaps 6th grade

Glowworm

when i was little i used to think that when a woman had a c-section it ment that they would make a cut in her shoulder and thats where the baby would come out of.

somechick

When my mom gave birth to me, she had a c section, so i thought all baby's had to come out that way!

Rachel

i always thought babies came from the ass my mum told me that when i was like 10 and i found out at primary school a year on!!!

nice ass fella

my m8 used 2 believe that he came out of his moms belly button wen he was born. lol

blonde in the mind

When I was a child, i used to belive that a baby comes out from mom's navel not vagina, until I studied biology in school

Anon

when you gave birth i thought the baby came out of your belly button and his amilical cord was conected to your belly botton

Anon

when i was 8 or 9 it finally clicked to me...how are baby's born?? the day my older sister finally answered my mysterious question, i had always figured...'it must be through that belly button ofcourse...'

gaby r

A kid in my class named Sean still believes that a woman has a hole in her stomach and when she gives birth, the doctors open her stomach and take the baby out. There is a teacher in the other class that is very mean... and Sean thinks the reason she is so grumpy is because she cant have any kids because the doctors sewed he stomach up... and guess what... Sean is 13!!!!

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