giving birth

When i was younger, i used to think that babies came out of the belly button. and i would always wonder why men couldnt have children

Anon

Because everyone told me babies were always born in hospitals I used to believe babies could only be born in hospitals and by caesarean section.

Anon

When I was 6, I used to believe babies went out of the belly, but never from below.I believe there was not another passage.

I understood when I was 7.

Arthureuh

I used to believe that giving birth must be a lot like pooping - you take a deep breath, push real hard, and something comes out!

nrs

I always believed that babies came out of womens bottoms. Don't ask me why!?

Anon

I met a Chinese girl who until the age of 20 thought that babies came out of a woman's belly-button!

Jamie Benning

when i was small, i tot woman gave birth thru their belly-buttons..

chLoE

when i was young i belived that when babies where born they came out of your mums mouth, well it was that or down there.....which is more belivable!!!!!!

hannah

when i was about 5, i thought when the baby comes out, it comes out of your mouth

Anon

I used to belive that when a woman is giving birth, the baby goes out through the belly button.

Kate

When i was younger i used to think that babies came out of the belly button( boy was i wrong)

(*someone*)

i used 2 believe babies were born through your belly button

bex

When I was about 4 or 5 I used to think that babies came out of your belly button!

Jayne Pickard

My mates used to think, being males, that babies came from a Women's arsehole, and not here vagina.

contrary to their belief, when they discovered that a women indeed had a vagina and that was where the children came from, they were very shocked.

I personally cant imagine a child pushing its way out of anyones arse, Can you?

Il Fuce

when my mom was pregnant with my sister i was 3 years old and i was really scared becasause i thought my mom was dying cuz i could hear her screaming from the delivery room.

Anon

when i was little i thought the mom pooped out the baby

wirelessmofo

i always thought that if a woman was pregnat the doctor would cut open there stomach and sew it together and i vowed to myself that i would NEVER get pregnat

oppsie doodles

I used to believe that a woman would have her baby through her belly button!
I was upset when I found out after birth, a belly button wasn't useful!

BellyButtonLint

When i was little i believed that when u were giving birth, they would cut your stomach open and the baby would come out. Then they would glue you back together

elm0

When my son was 5 my sister had just had her first child. I have always been open with him about things in an age appropriate manner. Well he wanted to know how my nephew had gotten out of my sister. He loved animals so he had seen shows with animal live births but the concept of a human birth was hard to understand. I tried to say there was an opening that got bigger and that is how the baby got out. He didn't understand so I said it was like a door. He thought I meant an actual door like to his room. That confused him all the more. So I told him it was like a hole that would get bigger and the baby came out that way. This satisfied him & so ended our conversation. So a few weeks later his pre-school class was making construction paper butterflies out of heart shapes & pipe cleaners. They were glueing the pointed part of the heart together for the body, the pipe cleaner for the antenna the hump part of the heart was the wings of the butterfly. Well my son was glueing the bumps together and that was leaving an opening. So his teacher, who is pregnant & due any day, is pointing this out to him, that his butterfly will have a hole in it. He looks at her and calmly says "Well, that's where the babies come out". I worked in the same pre-school & she came & got me immediately to tell me. We laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes & it very nearly sent her into labor. I guess that's what I get for being honset with my kid :)

S.L.H.