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I used to think babies where born naked because their mothers were too lazy to eat clothes for them to wear

Anon

My dad used to tell me that when mom was pregnant with me, she used to eat noodle soup every night and she ate so much of it I was born with a noodle on my head. When I was little, I used to introduce myself saying, "Hi. My name is _____ and I was born with a noodle on my head!" It made sense - since babies came out of their mommy's tummy!

— little_person

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I used to believe that babies where born through your belly button!

— no name no name whit

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I used to think a woman gave birth by the doctor cutting her stomach open, i had no idea that there was more than two holes down there...

— Sesection

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When i was younger, i used to think that babies came out of the belly button. and i would always wonder why men couldnt have children

Anon

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Because everyone told me babies were always born in hospitals I used to believe babies could only be born in hospitals and by caesarean section.

Anon

When I was 6, I used to believe babies went out of the belly, but never from below.I believe there was not another passage.

I understood when I was 7.

— Arthureuh

I used to believe that giving birth must be a lot like pooping - you take a deep breath, push real hard, and something comes out!

— nrs

I always believed that babies came out of womens bottoms. Don't ask me why!?

Anon

I met a Chinese girl who until the age of 20 thought that babies came out of a woman's belly-button!

— Jamie Benning

when i was small, i tot woman gave birth thru their belly-buttons..

— chLoE

when i was young i belived that when babies where born they came out of your mums mouth, well it was that or down there.....which is more belivable!!!!!!

— hannah

when i was about 5, i thought when the baby comes out, it comes out of your mouth

Anon

I used to belive that when a woman is giving birth, the baby goes out through the belly button.

— Kate

When i was younger i used to think that babies came out of the belly button( boy was i wrong)

— (*someone*)

i used 2 believe babies were born through your belly button

— bex

When I was about 4 or 5 I used to think that babies came out of your belly button!

— Jayne Pickard

My mates used to think, being males, that babies came from a Women's arsehole, and not here vagina.

contrary to their belief, when they discovered that a women indeed had a vagina and that was where the children came from, they were very shocked.

I personally cant imagine a child pushing its way out of anyones arse, Can you?

— Il Fuce

when my mom was pregnant with my sister i was 3 years old and i was really scared becasause i thought my mom was dying cuz i could hear her screaming from the delivery room.

Anon

when i was little i thought the mom pooped out the baby

— wirelessmofo

i always thought that if a woman was pregnat the doctor would cut open there stomach and sew it together and i vowed to myself that i would NEVER get pregnat

— oppsie doodles

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