sex: giving birth

When i was little i used to believe that imbelical cords were fuzzy and rainbow. I'm not sure why, but that's what i thought.

i have a friend that believed that when a baby was born it came out of he mothers big toe!!

When i was 6 or 7 i used to believe the all women gave birth through their mouths

When I was a little girl I thought babies came from your belly button. There was no other logical explanation for having one in my opinion, and they did grow in your tummy. I said it matter of factly at the dinner table one day in conversation as if it was common knowledge and got quite a funny reaction from my family. My reaction to them correcting me was even more hilarious.

i used to believe babie were born threw a womans belly button

I used to beleive when it was time for the baby to come (I thought they were in the stomach, not the you know what) that you would have to cut open their stomach and pull it out. Sadly, I never thought about how they came. I guess I guessed they just grow by themselves. So I was very afraid to have a baby. I even cried one day and told my dad I don't want to have a baby.

I used to believe that when the baby was ready to come u just have to pee and the baby would come out.

When I was yonger I used to believe a baby was carreid by a bird.

I recently went on a holiday with a friend to see her nan, pop and Aunt Angie. Angie has two kids, Ellie (4 yrs old) and Norton (5 yrs old). Ellie has one of those pregnant barbies, where you can spin her big tummy around and a baby is in there. Well, one day, Norton came up to Angie and us holding the pregnant barbie, and asked Angie if that was how him and Ellie were born. We all laughed as Angie replied, "That's right, when I was at the hospital they just flipped my tummy and you were in there!"

i used to believe that when women had babies they just cut their stomach pulled out the baby and sewed it up, with my fear of stiches i vowed never 2 have kids, come to find out my theory wasnt too far fetched since i found out about c-sections

when i was about seven iued to think that women could give birth by pressing their belly button but when i asked my mum she said "if only" i now know the horrifying truth

i remeber when i was about 5 thinking that a cesarian was like a jigsaw.... they would cut out bits of ur stomach, get the baby out, then put the bits bak together again..... i had no idea wat the real thing was really like!!

A while ago, i used to think that babies just came out of your stomachs. Then, when i was 9, i found out where they REALLY came from. Well, when we started 'family life' in 4th grade i always thought they would show it and they never did. So i thought "i pretty juch know all the basics so i doubt they would ever show it" Well, i was wrong. A month ago they showed it in our health class. I know I'm in 8th grade and I should have been prepared to see this, but it was just nasty and too fast.

when i was 5 i used to believe that babys came out your arse
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I used to think that babies came out of a momma's belly button so every time my little sister and I played dolls, and one of the dolls had a baby we weould stick that baby doll under the shirt and like pull it out quickly so it looked as if it wasn't in the shirt and it actually came out of the dolls belly button.
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when i was 4 or 5 i used to believe that babies were born from your belly button.