sex: giving birth

When I was young I thought baby's came from storks. So when my brother was being born I asked my mom (after he was born) "Did the stork come?" She looked at me and nodded. I think I got that idea from Dumbo....

I used to believe that my mom gave birth to me because she hugged my dad at the wedding and that how she got pregnant! I ended up telling all of my friends and then they thought they all knew how babys were born!

When I was little, I used to believe that, when you had a baby, it came out of your belly button.

I used to really like bees (untill they started to sting me) When I asked what happened when people had sex my mom said the woman would have a baby I automatically thought it was a bee that lived by the bay.

i used to believe that if the baby came out feet first it was gon be ugly

I used to think that babies came through your stomachs. Like a hole would just open up in your belly and out comes the baby.

I used to believe that all babies were born at night.

I used to believe that you were made of poop because your mom would poop you out in the toilet. It made sense because I didn't know where my poop came from either

When I was a child I use to think that the babies born in a plant

When I was a child I used to believe that babies were made by storks.

When I was younger, I used to think that the storks brought children to their mother.

When I was little I used to think that babies came out of the bum hole.
lol what did I know

i used to think that when u were pregnant and had a baby it came out of ur butt.

i used to think babies came outta your butt and the baby might fall into the toilet while u were doing your buisness...

I used to think that if someone was close to giving birth, it is very dangerous to go to the toilet because you never know when you will poop the baby out together with the poop into to bowl.

when i was a kid i thought babys came out of peoples bellybuttons and that men could too