giving birth

When I was 3, I asked my pregnat Aunt if the doctor would cut off her head to let her baby out. Now that I'm almost 4, I know they cut her belly open instead.

Tyler

my ex-girl friend's mother used to tell her children when she was angry on them: "I should have crapped instead giving birth to you". and till the age of 23, she was sure children were born from the anus :-))))

Walid

i used to believe that babies came out the anal hole until oneday a friend (not really)told me that babies come from the vulva.i made fun of him because that place was (i thought)ad-hoc for pissing

Kafka

I used to believe babies were born through your bellybutton and thats why giving birth hurt so much.

Jessica

I used to believe that ALL babies were born via C-section...It never crossed my mind that babies would come out of the same place that urine comes out.

Ness V

Babies were born out of the mother's belly button

Anon

i used to believe that when you had a child then it wold come out of your mouth

snoopy

I used to believe that when the mom gave birth, the baby would come out of her belly button

lynn

When I was little I thought that babies came out thier mom's butt. Boy was I wrong!

Anon

I use to believe babies came out of girls bottoms

Graham

When I was a child I used to believe that the babys come from storks

jhon

I used to believe that a baby is born from the stomach and the only way it would come out was by pooping.

Anon

wen i was little i believed that baby's was born out the
ass hole. so i asked mom, if it has happened that someone has lost their baby's in the toilet.
mom said: maybe?

norway

I used to believe that when a baby is born it starts out in the head goes in to the stomach and would plop out of the vagina boy was I wrong.

anon

when i was little i thought that for babies to be born , that when the pregnant women the nurses unknotted their bellybuttons with a metal stick and just took the baby out ! , i was rather weird ? x

girl from scotland

I belived that when a baby was borned, it came out of the mother's ass

Torgeir

i used to believe that when my mum got pregnant she would be fat after but she was joking, and i believed

mary ash

When I was very young, I would think that the only way a baby could possibly be born, was by ripping it's way out of the belly button.

Sid

babys came out of belly buttons

Anon

when i was little i whent to a shopping outlet i asked my mum how are babys born & she said they come out of cannons out of ships i belived her.

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