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I used to not be sure how many balls a man is supposed to have. Like, i didnt know that men normally all have the same amount or what that amount was. Which to me justified a bizarre, irrational fear I had that I might have been supposed to have 3, but that one "popped" some how. When I finally asked my mom if she knew the answers to if these were realistic concerns, I honestly thought that she may simply not know the answers to them because she wasnt a man. Was very relieved however when she awkwardly cleared up those concerns.

FreudianNipSlip
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I thought penis was spelled "penus" like the planet Venus. I figured out the brutal truth in 7th grade health :/ .

Isaac
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When I was a child, I used to believe that when a man kissed a woman she got pregnant.

Anon
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when i was 7 years old i thought that to have babies you just have to pray to god to have a baby and it will pop in your stomache but then when I was 10 my mom was haveing a discustion about my body and then i learned how to have a baby i was freaked out hahah good times.

ally
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When I was a little boy i used to believe that babys were brought by swans because i saw it in the movies so i thought i was real. So one day i asked my parents if it was real and they told me yes it's real but one day i learned that was wrong because i saw my mother pregnant and i saw she giving birth to a baby girl

I felt so stupid!

Kaaris Mn
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When I was young,I used to believe that to have a child , my father had to put a seed in my mother's stomack .

One day I asked my parents how babies were made , they answered that it was tanks to a sees . I believed them but I didn't know they lied to me.

Two years later I found a book and I read it , this book revealed hox we really made babies. I was shocked and my parents had a good laugh.

saiko
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I used to think sterilised humans were referred to as neutered, in the same way as animals.

Anon
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I belief that oral sex is talking about sex

sonita
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For some reason my parents used the word “teeny” for boobs. I never heard anyone else use that word, so even though l knew what it referred to; l was convinced it was a bad word. So, l saw a movie where a girl was nicknamed Teeny and l thought it was terrible they named her that

Anon
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I thought your parents CHOOSE if you're a boy or a girl when they have you (or at least the mother chose). I learned this was wrong when I asked my mom why she made me a boy instead of a girl.

Darth Heinous
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