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Okay, so I like this TV show called Star Trek the Next Generation, and this character called Deanna Troi has this big, crazy hairstyle, and I saw a picture someone had drawn of Data (an android who's a character on the show) asking Captain Picard (another character) what a blowjob is and Picard replying, "Ask Troi". I thought that because of Troi's hair, that a blowjob was a type of hairstyle.

Later, when I learnt it was sexual, I just thought it was simply a word for sex, nothing specific.

Anon
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I used to think that oral sex was talking about sex. I was wrong when I found out the truth.

Anon
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When I was on vacation in Hawaii I saw some fruit flavored condoms in a store, like pineapple and mango for example. At that point I knew what condoms were for but not about the existence of oral sex so I couldn't think of why they were flavored. At the end I came to the conclusion that it was so there would be a little bit of a fruity aroma during sex.

Anon
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I had known what oral sex was for a while, and last year I was extremely shocked to see on a medicine bottle: CALPOL - ORAL 😂 I hadn't noticed it before I knew what oral sex was.

Shocked
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I thought that "wine dine 69 me" meant "have dinner and drinks with me, and then leave on highway 69". I just assumed "69 me" was an idiom that meant "love 'em and leave 'em" or meant he didn't call her the next day. This is a lyric from an Alanis Morissette song, but my belief extended beyond the song.

manni
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When I was around 11, I stumbled upon an article explaining that "Most young people belive oral sex isn't actually sex." and that this was an incorrect belief. I had never heard of oral sex before and the only thing I could come up with was that oral sex meant making out. I also was shocked that older people like my mom thought that kissing a boy was just as bad as "doing it." That comparision seemed way too drastic to me. But still, I was afraid of my mom getting angry at me if I kissed a boy for a long time after that.

Kat
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My friend used to think that oral sex was phone sex!!!

Margaret
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When I was seven, I thought oral sex was when you talked about sex.

Anon
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I used to think that a blow job was a woman blowing in a man's ear.

Katy
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My first boyfriend thought that when you eat out a girl, that there was actually something in there that you eat and it grows back so you can eat it again.

Anon
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i used to think a "blowjob" was something only prostitutes or pornstars do,so when at age 16 my then girlfriend asked would i like one i said i didnt know you were a pornstar!!!

Anon
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up until the age of 15 i thought a "blowjob" was drying your hair with a hairdryer and that people would go to the hairdressers for a cut and blowjob!!!

Anon
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I used to believe that oral sex was when you talked about sex with someone

Kristina
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i used to think oral sex was when your both naked and you look at each other and lick your lips and stuff :L
lol.
i was young :L

Anon
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i used to believe that oral sex and kissing with tounges were the same thing. i know now that it's not!!!

annie
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Up until I was 13, I believed a Blow Job was when a boy blew all over a girl's naked body. I felt like an idiot when I realized that was not the case. (:

Courtney
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My senior year of high school, myself and a group of friends (all female) were joking around about sexual nonsense and oral sex, when one of the girls stops the conversation and says, "wait, can't you get pregnant if you swallow?" She was 18.

whoa
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I was around 5 or 6 when the President Clinton/Monica Lewinski scandal was occurring. I knew that oral meant involving the mouth
so for a while I thought that oral sex was talking about sex, so I didnt understand what the big deal was

Rachel
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when i was young i used to think that the term 'blow-job' meant blowing air into ur partner's butt or vagina !!

Anon
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I used to believe the word "blowjob" encompassed both male and female oral sex. I couldn't see why not, it's a stupid word anyway. And it never particularly occured to me to ask about it.

However, once in school some madness took over me. After watching "American Pie" and a certain scene in that movie... I sat in front of two girls throughout one of my classes and decided on that day, out of some spurt of insanity, to offer one of them a blowjob.

Neither of them were particularly impressed.

Matthew McMahon
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