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I used to think that a blowjob was when you blow on a woman's nipples to inflate their breasts and make them bigger (breast enlargement) but I never told anyone...until now!
When I was a freshman in high school, a friend announced to us that she had lost her virginity. She went on to explain that her boyfriend had asked her to give him a blow job. She thought that it was when the woman was on top. Imagine that he got more than he bargined for. When we explained that her sexual encounter wasn't a blow job, but sex, she then asked "whatya do, blow on it?".
When I was younger I heard my 15 year old brother and his mates talking about giving a girl a "rainbow lick".
For some reason I assumed he was talking about lollypops and you should of seen the sweet stall ladies (and my mums) face when I went up and asked for 1!!!
I was a rather naive child who didn't know much about sex. I remember finally 'figuring out' what a blowjob was around the time of the Clinton scandal (I must have been in 6th grade or so) but I got my details a bit mixed up and decided a blowjob was when you stuck a cigar in a woman's vagina and smoked it. My friends were very impressed by my new knowledge!
I thought that 'oral sex' was just French kissing.
Thinking a blow job was someone just blowing on your butt.... or in your ear
I overheard some people talking about "giving head" during sex. I always thought this ment sticking your whole head (as in skull) up the women's genitalia. My girlfriend was quite surprised when I tried to do this to her especially as I have a larger then average head.
i used to believe that a blowjob was where you work at a barber
but my mom explained it to me
i didn't understand it all so i carried on thinking that it's when you get
a hairdryer and dry a man's hair around his penis!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
I thought the wind blowing through your hair when you stick your head out the window of a fast moving car, was a 'blow job'.
my friend used to believe giving a girl head was placing his whole head inside the female gentitalia. This was two years ago he is now 18.
when i asked my mom what a blow job was she wouldnt tell me but my sister told me it was you go to work and you suck and blow, that was your job.
when i was little i thought oral sex could get you pregnant
I used to believe that if you had oral sex the sperm would stay in your throat and I dont know how I got the impression but I thought that a baby would start growing in your throat and then you would barf it out needless to say i was pretty embarassed when I said this to my boyfriend ,"I want a baby , it must be easier to barf it than squeeze it through your vagina." I didnt know why he looked dumbstruck untill he sorted my facts out. He never lets me live it down.
When I was a teenager my friend Pam was a smoker and she wanted to learn how to blow smoke rings, a friend of ours told her she wouldn't be able to blow smoke rings until she could give blow jobs, she called me months later very excited and said that she can blow smoke rings 0-O
When i was little i thought that "giving head" meant when someone stuck their head inside someone else's you know.....
I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.
I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'
i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns
when i was about 10 i had this friend, her name was Briajani but ppl called her BJ. everyone new by that time what a Blow Job was and ppl wood make fun of her. many ppl including me thought that my friend, BJ, was the only one that cood give blow jobs. we thot that Blow Job was named after her.
I used to believe that a blow job was just that. The girl sat and blew on the guy's dick. I kept wondering why that was so exciting. DUH?
I used to believe that women were impregnated by performing oral sex.