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I used to believe that women were impregnated by performing oral sex.
Up until I was about 17ish, I thought that "giving head" just meant that a girl was having sex. On that note, I didn't find out what a blow job was until I was 14. Geez, I was a late bloomer.
I used to think that a head job was when you sucked on a guys head
I used to think blowjobs were when you breathed/blowed on a guy's penis
when I was around 10-12 that oral sex was just french kissing intil it came up on the way home from a dave mattews concert.
I used to believe a Blow Job was drying your pubic hair when I was 10. Boy was I wrong.
When I was younger, through middle school, I thought that oral sex was french kissing. So one day we're in english class, and we're talking about how advertising uses sex to sell products, and my teacher asks for examples. One kid talks about scantily clad women. Another about guys on horses. I raise my hand, and say, "Yeah, some ads like tobacco and jewelry show people having oral sex."
The teacher looked terrified and the class went wild, needless to say. It took a few years to live that one day . . .
when in year 6 the fact that a girl had given a lad a blow job, i couldnt quite understand the big deal.I asked my friends what this was and they said with a snigger '' where u blow on the boys willies'' upto year 9 i believed this.Untill i was set straight by those friends who had sniggered the reply 3 years ago.
I figured a blow job had something to do with blowing air up your 'pee hole'. So I managed to get my hands on one of those small red stirring straws and shoved it in there and blew. It took me a few years to figure out why anyone would want a blow job because it didn't feel good at all. I must've been around 12 at the time.
In 4th grade we were discussing what type of jobs we wanted to pursue. Using a term I somehow learned from my brother, but having no clue what it meant, I remarked to my friend that I wanted a blowjob. The teacher overheard and wasn't so happy. I got a nice lecture in the hall.
I used to think oral sex was kissing
Until about the age of 13 i used to think that oral sex was 'normal sex' but fully clothed!!
When I was a wee one in grade school, I thought a blow job was when someone would blow into another person's ear. So did all of my friends. So one night when my parents were going to take us to the movies and let us sit with our friends so we could be "cool" and not have parents with us while they went to a grownup movie, my mom told us "Now, I don't want you to sit in the back!" I said "Yah! Cause that's where everybody is giving eachother blowjobs!"
The look on her face was truly memorable. She asked us what we thought a blow job was. When we told her, she said that wasn't it. When we asked her what it WAS then, she said we'd have to ask our dad.
The look on HIS face when we swarmed him as he got home from work yelling "Dad! Dad! What's a blowjob? Mom said you'd tell us!" was even better.
But bless the man, he managed to explain it to us without blushing too much, including the follow up questions. We all agreed that it was pretty dang gross!
I use to think that blow jobs is when the men blows into the woman's vagina. I was really curious then, so I did an experiment on how a "blow job" feels... I sorta use empty bottles to pump the air in the spot... It sounded like farts... I told my best friend about this , and I planned to run away the next day... It was REALLY embarassing
I KNEW A HEAD JOB WAS THAT YOU SUCKED ON THE PENIS BUT I THOUGHT A BLOW JOB WAS WHEN YOU BLOW AIR ON IT- I WAS A VERY EMBARRESED 15 YR OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH
When I was younger I believed that you could get pregnant from giving a blowjob.
Because i believed that ne way sperm got into ur body it would find its way to its place and u would become pregnant. but this was wen i was about 7 and i have learned much sinse then ..((if ya know wut i mean))
that a blow job was when u blow on it...
When I was young I was told that if you had oral sex then you're tongue went black - so everyone would know what you'd been up to.
To my relief, it hasn't yet!
I once believed that a blow job was when you sprayed paint onto a car to cover up scratches.
I used to believe that a "blow job" meant that the man lay down on a table naked, and the woman literally "blew" on his penis until who knows what happened.
I also believed that "getting laid" had something to do with a very clean table with a white sheet over it. The man and woman would both take off their clothes and lie down side by side on this flat, clean table. I dared not think past that point.
I was not a little child when I believed these things. I was about 12 and learned these terms from the wild Irish girl who used to sit next to me in French class.