sex: oral sex

I used to believe that a "blow job" meant that the man lay down on a table naked, and the woman literally "blew" on his penis until who knows what happened.

I also believed that "getting laid" had something to do with a very clean table with a white sheet over it. The man and woman would both take off their clothes and lie down side by side on this flat, clean table. I dared not think past that point.

I was not a little child when I believed these things. I was about 12 and learned these terms from the wild Irish girl who used to sit next to me in French class.

When I was about 12, around the camp fire at Scout Camp, the conversation moved onto Sex. I decided to keep very quiet in case I said something deadly embarrasing, but one of the more cocky scouts in my troop suddenly declared that he had had oral sex. No-one believed him.

When one of the leaders asked him what oral sex was he eventually replied that "it was when you had sex without an erection"!

He was never allowed to forget that one.

when I was about six I had two older cousins and we were talking about blow jobs at a sleepover, and I was too embarrassed to tell them I had no idea what they were. They told me to pretend to give a blow job to my ken doll, So i held him up and blew on his crotch!

When I was in 6th grade, i leaned over and whispered something in my buddy's ear. Well, the other kid, sitting across from us at the table said, "oh my gosh! you just gave him a blow job!" it took a while of explaining to convince him otherwise...

When I was around 5 I heard the term "blow job". I quickly asked my father what that was. He responded "It's when a woman blow dries her hair"
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A year or so later, we're getting ready to leave for mass. Dad asks me what was keeping mom. My response was "she's in the bathroom giving a blow job". He then asked me where I learned that phrase from lol

Shortly before junior high, I had gathered that a "blow job" involved penis-sucking, but I also believed that it was actually a JOB, and that people did this for a living (turns out I was right, but not in the way I thought!). I even went so far as to tell other students that one of our teahcers "had a blow job at night"...man did I get some weird looks...

For a few years, I thought a "blowjob" and "sucking" someone's penis were 2 different things. I understood and enjoyed the sucking one, but try as I might (and believe me I tried), I couldn't figure out, for the life of me, how blowing on it worked.

When in Sex Education class a girl ask "can you get pregnant by giving head (blowjob)". She was 14 now 15.

When I was about 13 a friend of mine told my little brother that a blow job was when someone gave you $20. Bro was 6 at the time so just imaging how tore up I got by Dad after my brother asked him for a blow job.

When I was about 9, I used to think that oral sex was people french kissing... i mean, oral-mouth, and knowing what sex was, i figured it was just tounges and mouths instead of man parts and girl parts. id get mad watching tv, because theyd have ppl in these huge kisses, and id be like ma! theyre having oral sex on tv! turn!

Until I was about 14, I was terrified of having to someday give a guy a blowjob, and I swore I'd never do it because I'd talked to another kid online and he explained something about flaps that came up on it and it scared me to death. I've had several partners so far, and all of them have been circumcised, so maybe other ones do have weird flaps on them.

I used to think sex was running around in a field naked.
I also used to think blow jobs just meant that you blew on the penis.
As well, I used to think that french kissing was something french people invented, and that only they were allowed to do.

I used to think that oral sex was just another term for french kissing

I was on the back of the school bus and some kids brought up the term 'Blow Job'.........I thought that had something to do with getting your hair blow dried

I used to think that oral sex was kissing with tongue.