sex: oral sex

When I was litte I used to go around saying the joke 'save a cow, eat a beaver' to everyone since people seemed to think it was so funny. I thought it was just supposed to be funny because eating a beaver would be gross. I stopped saying it when people got uncomfortable and all conversations came to a halt.

When I first heard the term "blow job," I knew it had to do with sex, and I thought Squidward (from spongebob) would stick his nose up.....girls....and literally blow out.
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I used to believe…

from my late teen's to my early twenties i was afriad to go down on a girl because i thought it would rot your teeth

When I had first heard of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky affair, it was the first time I had ever heard of "oral" sex. I pretty much thought it was someone humping your mouth. Hahahaha.

I used to believe that oral sex meant that you talked to somebody while you were both masturbating. I had taken an oral exam shortly before hearing the term, and the teacher said "oral" meant "out loud," During the Clinton scandal, the term "oral sex" was all over my school, but nobody actually said what it meant, just that it wasn't "real" sex and it didn't count as cheating. My definition seemed to fit those criteria, so I convinced myself of it for about a year.

Oral sex means kissing.

I thought a blow job was just that... blowing - like blowing up a baloon!

when i was in 1st grade and riding the bus, i heard the older kids talking about blow jobs and thought that it ment getting youre hair blow dried.so the next day i walked up to a kid who everyone thought was girly and said "i bet youve gotten a blow job"

I WASN'T a little girl I was 20 years old and I just had my first child at the hospital when the nurse gave me and my husband our exit instructions about the care of myself and my baby.

WELL....the nurse told us not to have sex until at least after our 6 week check up. I told her not to worry we would just have ORAL sex. My husband stood up fast and reached for my glass of water and the nurse looked at me for a moment and said ....ok fine and proceeded with her instructions.

NOT until after the nurse left did my husband ask me why in the world would I say such a thing...?

I said oral sex means kissing and making out doesn't it? You know like oral hygiene, oral tooth decay... stuff like that.

He said with a loud laugh NO, NO, NO that is not what it means and explained to me what it really meant.. Boy was I red in the face.

Now I think about that time and I crack up laughing to myself. What a dimwhit!

When I was in 8th grade I heard someone talking about a BJ. (Before that I was home schooled for 3 yrs and didn't have anyone to mention it.) So when I heard this I rememberd watching a movie where a guy was holding a girl under water (in a hot tub against her will) yelling "Blow! Blow!" So I thought that a man and woman would get into a pool or something, and the girl would blow bublles on his "woo woo". Then at summer camp I saw one of my friends breathing really heavy, and I though I was all cool and said,"Hey Heather, you practicing for a blow job?" She looked at me like I was an idiot, and educated me on the subject.

When i was about 9-10 .I thought that you could get pregnant from oralsex. And if you swallowd you would deffintly get a girl. My friends still makes fun of me for that.

I used to belive oral sex meant having sex by yourself then i figured out that it's impossible to have sex by yourself

When I used to hear the phrase "eating out"--used to refer to oral sex--I thought you could only do it once, because afterward your genitals would be eaten and gone.

My little sis (9), a few weeks ago, was watching about a salon. suddenly, after watching getting his hair blown dry, she spurted out: "He's getting a blowjob!" and turned to my dad as if he were to say good girl. lol

Right up until I was 14 or 15 I thought a blow job consisted of blowing air onto the penis. I was set straight by the popular girls at school...... in front of everyone.

Once, at fifth grade party the other guys were talking about masturating and blow jobs. Not wanting to be left out of the conversation I told them that I too had gotten a blow job before. At this time I thought blow job meant erection. They proceeded to ask me who gave me one and laughed when I told them.