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When I had first heard of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky affair, it was the first time I had ever heard of "oral" sex. I pretty much thought it was someone humping your mouth. Hahahaha.

stephhhhhhhhhhh
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I used to believe that oral sex meant that you talked to somebody while you were both masturbating. I had taken an oral exam shortly before hearing the term, and the teacher said "oral" meant "out loud," During the Clinton scandal, the term "oral sex" was all over my school, but nobody actually said what it meant, just that it wasn't "real" sex and it didn't count as cheating. My definition seemed to fit those criteria, so I convinced myself of it for about a year.

bear claw bill
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I used to believe that when a woman got head, a man would literally rub his head over her pubic area. I thought only bald men could do it

Calzones
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i seriously thought that oral sex was making out. who knew

shannan
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Oral sex means kissing.

Mimzy
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When I first heard about blow jobs as a kid I thought they were performed as the name describes. Luckily it was explained to me before I became an adult.

ooops
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I thought a blow job was just that... blowing - like blowing up a baloon!

Anon
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when i was in 1st grade and riding the bus, i heard the older kids talking about blow jobs and thought that it ment getting youre hair blow dried.so the next day i walked up to a kid who everyone thought was girly and said "i bet youve gotten a blow job"

mike
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i used to believe that oral sex was the sound you made when you were having sex. i had no idea that i was so wrong!!!

Anon
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I WASN'T a little girl I was 20 years old and I just had my first child at the hospital when the nurse gave me and my husband our exit instructions about the care of myself and my baby.

WELL....the nurse told us not to have sex until at least after our 6 week check up. I told her not to worry we would just have ORAL sex. My husband stood up fast and reached for my glass of water and the nurse looked at me for a moment and said ....ok fine and proceeded with her instructions.

NOT until after the nurse left did my husband ask me why in the world would I say such a thing...?

I said oral sex means kissing and making out doesn't it? You know like oral hygiene, oral tooth decay... stuff like that.

He said with a loud laugh NO, NO, NO that is not what it means and explained to me what it really meant.. Boy was I red in the face.

Now I think about that time and I crack up laughing to myself. What a dimwhit!

Yollie
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When I was in 8th grade I heard someone talking about a BJ. (Before that I was home schooled for 3 yrs and didn't have anyone to mention it.) So when I heard this I rememberd watching a movie where a guy was holding a girl under water (in a hot tub against her will) yelling "Blow! Blow!" So I thought that a man and woman would get into a pool or something, and the girl would blow bublles on his "woo woo". Then at summer camp I saw one of my friends breathing really heavy, and I though I was all cool and said,"Hey Heather, you practicing for a blow job?" She looked at me like I was an idiot, and educated me on the subject.

Stephanie
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When i was about 9-10 .I thought that you could get pregnant from oralsex. And if you swallowd you would deffintly get a girl. My friends still makes fun of me for that.

Norwegian Girl
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I used to belive oral sex meant having sex by yourself then i figured out that it's impossible to have sex by yourself

Mack
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When I used to hear the phrase "eating out"--used to refer to oral sex--I thought you could only do it once, because afterward your genitals would be eaten and gone.

Anon
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My little sis (9), a few weeks ago, was watching about a salon. suddenly, after watching getting his hair blown dry, she spurted out: "He's getting a blowjob!" and turned to my dad as if he were to say good girl. lol

t3h ult1mo 1337
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Right up until I was 14 or 15 I thought a blow job consisted of blowing air onto the penis. I was set straight by the popular girls at school...... in front of everyone.

Leah
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Once, at fifth grade party the other guys were talking about masturating and blow jobs. Not wanting to be left out of the conversation I told them that I too had gotten a blow job before. At this time I thought blow job meant erection. They proceeded to ask me who gave me one and laughed when I told them.

Anon
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I used to think that 'Fellatio' was one of the characters in one of Shakespeare's plays. I think it was Romeo and Juliet. I was so confused why he would put such a dirty name in one of his plays.

Vinny
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When I was little I read a jokebook talking about a blowjob.
I didn't ask what a blowjob was until a year after that.
I thought it was when the woman blew on a guy's penus.

Flicki
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I used to believe that a blow "job" meant to blow dry someone's potty..as job is also called BIG JOB..which means shitt.

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