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i thought a blow job was when u blew in your vagina and then had an orgasm.
i used to belive that you could get pregnant only by swallowing sperm
I used to think "Oral Sex" meant making out.
I was once told, and believe this almost fully, that you would get lock-jaw from giving a guy a blow job if you did it for a too long. This was told to me 7 years ago.
When I was little my older brother told me that if I gave a boy a blow job, I'd get cancer and die.
At the age of 12, and a rather embarassing moment in Sex Education, I realised that this was a lie.
When i confronted him he assured me that he had only said it to protect me, and in fact the real danger was that if a boy orgasmed in my mouth the little tadpole-like sperm would go into my belly and turn into frogs, and Then I would die.
When I was younger, I heard my mom talking about a blow job. I took the context and concluded that it was a sexual thing, but unfortunantly, didn't have a clue what it really was. Until I hit high school, I really thought it was the act of blowing air on a penis.
When I was little I thought sex was when a women gave a man a blow job , I thought it was really gross cuase i ask my mother wat would happen if he peed hahahah gross
i knew what a blowjob was since i was pretty young but i always thought oral sex was something different , i only found out in grade 7 that they were the same thing, i thought it was like talking during sex or something.
I used to think that oral sex was the same as french kissing. Teehee same dif there.
i used to belive that when you would give a blow job that if they came inside your mouth u would get pregnent and it wuold grow inside your belly n thats why you would get the choice to either spit or swallow !!!
When I was younger, I used to believe giving a blowjob meant that one actually blew air onto a man's penis.
When I was little, Vh1 had a greatest hits or something countdown. The BeeGees were like no. 5, so my babysitter, who used to love them was really happy. Now, somewhere along the way I got the BeeGees confused with BJ. and a few weeks ago I had just learned that BJ meant Blow Job. So, to impress Jakkie, my babysitter, I yelled out "Look Jakkie, its the blow jobs!!!"
I used to think that a blow job was when you dried your hair with a blow-drier. So when one of my older brother's friends asked me, when i was about 10, if i knew what a blow job was, I replied, "yeah, i give myself blowjobs all the time".
I used to believe that a blowjob was when youput a guys penis into your mouth and then started to blow until you finally blew it out of your mouth...
I used to believe that oral sex meant the same thing as French kissing. Since sex means putting penis into a vagina, and oral means mouth, it just seemed logical that oral sex would involve swapping spit.
Fortunately, I learned the truth in my early teens. The credit goes to late-night HBO.
When I used to go to the dentist when I was about 6/7 I was always reading the posters and thought that oral sex was just kissing. One day my curiosity got the better of me and I shouted out to my mum
"MUM! What's oral sex??"
She ushered me over all crimson faced and said she'd tell me when I was older. I since found out, but not from her. Sometimes I think I should ask her just to embarrass her a bit!
During my young adolescence my dad occasionally worked in the public schools in the nearby bigger city, while my siblings and I were educated elsewhere. This was sort of a 'culture' moment for him every so often, and he took it seriously and would come home with sometimes horrified stories of a "what the world's children were coming to now" sort of nature (he and my mother also grew up in a very strict religious background)- young teens pregnant in the 6th grade more and more often, kissing making out and playing what they called "tonsil hockey" (which equaled a sort of glorified French kissing) at a young age on the playground.
These stories really impressed me, and so I thought I was all wizened up and knowledgable when I heard about the "tonsil hockey." When I started hearing about oral around that same time from some other source, I surely thought that this "oral sex" must be just like the bad "tonsil hockey" of the school children and that both were French kissing/deep/ heavy kissing.
I was pretty horrified when I found out what oral sex really was (I think it was the Clinton era that enlightened me- ah, the joys of growing up during the happy go lucky years of Clinton/Gore and free sex for all!), and even worse yet later, that my parents had done it with each other at my age. I could absolutely not understand why anyone would want to do such a thing or how this could be "moral."
I am still single and mostly inexperienced at the ripe age of 22. I think my sex education journeys were always a bit disturbing to me, while eventually thorough!
i used to believe that oral sex was kissing and stuff. one day we were talking about it and class about the different kinds of sex and when she said that oral sex was mouth to genitals...i said" you mean mouth to mouth? it's ok we all mess up sometimes." and she said no and i was os embaressed.
I came of age during the mid-nineties, right around the time Alanis Morrisette's "You Oughta Know" came out. I remember I was really into it it and so were my friends, but I didn't understand one part of it. I remember saying to my friend, "what does she mean by go down on you?"
I thought she meant sitting on the guy's lap. My friend said to me that it was talking about blow jobs. I didn't know what these were and so I asked.
Well, needless to say she told me what a blow job was.
I was so utterly disgusted!
I said in horror, "people DO THAT?!"
We both agreed we would NEVER do that to a guy ever.
When I was younger, I heard the term "blow job" and believed it was when someone put their mouth on the end of the penis, and blew as hard as they could, as if blowing up a balloon.