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When I was in middle school, I used to think that 'eating a girl out' meant that you put food in a girl's vagina and then ate that food.
boy, was I in for a surprised when I got to college.
When I was Young I thought Giving A Blowjob is a lady washing your car
a friend of mine, in grade 7, who I didnt really like, used to believe that giving head meant rubbing the persons head, with your hand. Needless to say, we all knew what it was, and thought it was hilarious that he didnt.
Knowing that a blow job was sucking on his penis, I believed for the longest time that a hand job was sucking on his fingers :oP
When I was younger, I thought that when you gave a blow job you would actually blow on it!
when i was like 5 or 6 there was a slim jim comercial that said grab a slim jim and "eat me". well the next day i was going around saying "eat me" to people and my mom heard me and i was punished and i didn't know why! many years later i found out the real reason why i got in so much trouble. me and my mom laugh about it till this day!
My sixth grade teacher told me that kissing was oral sex, so I would tell everyone I have oral sex with my mom, dad, and brother every night!
I sed to think that oral sex was just a fancy name for kissing!
i thought that only a girl could have an orgasm and that a guy didnt. i dont really understand why i thought that though.
i also thought that a blow job meant u had to like actually blow on the penis.. like put it in your mouth and blow it.. like to blow up a balloon or something
I used to believe "eating a girl out" actually involved a spoon.. oh jeez.
I used to think oral sex was making out. I don't know why.
I thought that oral sex meant kissing, and hence told several people that my parents had oral sex all the time, even at the dinner table! Oops!
As a child I use to think a "blow-job" was when you blew air all over the boys body.... boy was I wrong!
I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.
I believed that oral sex was when 2 people frenched kissed
When I was about 7 or so a friend of mine came to school and proudly proclaimed he had given himself a blowjob. I wasn't really aware of what a blowjob was so I asked how he did it hoping he would explain the meaning of the word. He told me that he had taken his mom's hairdryer and used it on his penis, thus giving himself a blowjob. For quite a while after that I was under the assumption that a blowjob was having someone, or something, blowing on your penis.
Until I was about 12 I thought that a "blow job" was when a woman blew a raspberry on a man's penis. You know, a raspberry where you put you mouth on someone and make a weird farting noise.
I also thought "getting laid" meant that two people layed next to each other on a bed.
...So that's why people looked at me weird when I said I'd been laid...
When I was probably 10, I heard the word blowjob in a movie and I thought it was something a girl did to a guy that involved blowing all over his body. It really confused me for a while and it wasn't till a few years later that I learned the real meaning.
I used to believe taht oral sex was when a couple took off their clothes and had sex in public.
I spent a stupidly long time--well past high school--trying to figure out the term "blow job." I knew about oral sex, but I just didn't get the "blow" thing. I couldn't understand how someone blowing on a man's penis would feel good--wouldn't it just be cold?