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I thought that when I was masturbating, I was having oral sex with my pillow! You see...I used to think oral sex was having sex with your clothes on. (from jeans to as little as underwear) I remember reading magazine articles about "oral sex" vs "intercourse" and they said you couldn't get pregnant but you could still get stds from oral sex. This confused me because I thought even with underwear on, sperm could get inside you and get you pregnant. And if wearing your underwear and having sex can give you STDS, why couldn't it get you pregnant?
i used to believe that oral sex was when a man and a woman slept in the same bed together naked....i watched a movie taht mentioned that it was happenning but only showed a couple under the covers (presumbly naked) so that's what i assumed it was cuz they didn't show otherwise.( i was only 6 but i believed this til i was 10 or so)
i even got into an arguement about it w/ my very exasperated mother.
I thought oral sex was the only way to have sex.
I used to belivev that oral sex invloved sticking your toung in the person's mouth, and if you did it in a certain way that they would actually have an orgasim.
a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.
I thought that oral sex was just open-mouth kissing.
When I was 14 I asked my mum what a blowjob was and she said it was something you did with your hair!!
I used to believe oral sex was french kissing.
When I was about 10 or so, my aunt and uncle owned an emergency tire service company for 18 wheelers. There were two phones in the house, one for business and one for work, which none of the kids in the house answered. Well one day the house phone rang and some guy asked how much a blow job cost. Thinking he had the wrong phone number but needing some help with his tires I ran into the dining room where all the workers and family were having lunch and blurted out how much a blow job was, imagine 10 adult faces turning red at the same time....for years I thought blow jobs always meant something to do with tires.
I used to believe that everything starting with with the word "oral" was about something that pertains to sexual activity after I learned about "oral sex".
i used to think that oral sex was kissing
I thought that oral history was about history of people having oral sex.
When I used the toothbrush named Oral-B, I thought that Oral-B toothbrush was used during sexual activity like oral sex.
when i was in the fourth grade, i knew that blow jobs and giving head were the same thing, but i had no idea what that was. so i naturally assumed that it was when you blew on someones head...
when i was 12 i thought that a bow job was when the girl blow on the mans dick
I USED TO THINK THAT A BLOW JOB WAS A MAN DRYING YOUR HAIR AND ONCE MY DADA DID IT FOR ME AND I ASKED HIM WHY COULDNT MY MUM GIVE ME A BLOW JOB HE HAS NEVER DYED MY HAIR SINCE!!!
I used to think that a blow-job was when a man stuck his foot in a woman's vagina.
when i first got asked if i ever had a blow job i thought it was a job that you dident like so you blew it off all the time and i had had a job at mcdonalds and so i said yes then all of the sudden i realised what he ment
I thought that oral sex was making out. I thought this until I was 20 and was sitting in a sermon about sex before marriage and the pastor speaking to us condemned oral sex even in marriage. I didn't understand what was wrong with making out. He then said just because the plumbing fits doesn’t mean God intended it that way. Later that night I figured out what oral sex really was. I think this guys sermon caused more people to have dirty thoughts than it prevented.
I was always a smart kid, figuring things out quickly so I knew what a penis was and sex and rape and those sorts of things, but then I heard a new term and the kida said it like it was like sex or something. I had no idea what it was so I thought it was when someone blows on a penis...