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When I was seven, I thought oral sex was when you talked about sex.

Anon

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I used to think that a blow-job was when a man stuck his foot in a woman's vagina.

— Shirley B.

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When I used the toothbrush named Oral-B, I thought that Oral-B toothbrush was used during sexual activity like oral sex.

Anon

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I sed to think that oral sex was just a fancy name for kissing!

— Alice

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Until I was 13 years old, I thought that a blow job was when a woman blew on a man's penis, which caused it to get hard..

Anon

I honestly thought that when you gave a guy a blow job that you would just blow on it and that would feel good for him. Good thing I found out what it really was before I did it huh? How embarrassing would that be?!

Anon

When i was about 9-10 .I thought that you could get pregnant from oralsex. And if you swallowd you would deffintly get a girl. My friends still makes fun of me for that.

— Norwegian Girl

when i first got asked if i ever had a blow job i thought it was a job that you dident like so you blew it off all the time and i had had a job at mcdonalds and so i said yes then all of the sudden i realised what he ment

— dixie g

when i was 10 and i was learnin sex-ed i asked my teacher what oral sex was and she just froze and started talking about somthing else

Anon

When I was about 9, I used to think that oral sex was people french kissing... i mean, oral-mouth, and knowing what sex was, i figured it was just tounges and mouths instead of man parts and girl parts. id get mad watching tv, because theyd have ppl in these huge kisses, and id be like ma! theyre having oral sex on tv! turn!

— nameless

I thought that oral history was about history of people having oral sex.

Anon

When I was younger, I thought that when you gave a blow job you would actually blow on it!

Anon

I had a friend who gave her first blowjob our sophomore year of college and she got some semen on her pants. She thought she somehow could be pregnant from it simply coming in contact with her clothing.

Anon

When I was Young I thought Giving A Blowjob is a lady washing your car

Anon

When in Sex Education class a girl ask "can you get pregnant by giving head (blowjob)". She was 14 now 15.

Anon

I used to think oral sex was kissing

— Jaci

when i was little i thought oral sex could get you pregnant

Anon

I used to believe that women were impregnated by performing oral sex.

— frank rizzo

I used to think that when people spoke of blow jobs they actually talking about blowing on each others privates!

— Ang

I used to believe…

that a blow job was just blowing on someones penis through clothes

— RYAN

I thought that oral sex was just open-mouth kissing.

Anon

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