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Until I was 13 I thought a blow job was a woman rubbing ice all over a man's penis and rocking on their knees in front of it while blowing air on the penis to cool it off. I thought this must be very popular in countries like Africa but wondered why an eskimo would ever have to do such a thing.
I used to think that you were supposed to "blow" during a blow job. Now that I think about it, I still don't understand why you suck when you're doing a blow job.
I used to believe that oral sex was getting naked and talking dirty/about sex under the covers
I was around 5 or 6 when the President Clinton/Monica Lewinski scandal was occurring. I knew that oral meant involving the mouth
so for a while I thought that oral sex was talking about sex, so I didnt understand what the big deal was
My senior year of high school, myself and a group of friends (all female) were joking around about sexual nonsense and oral sex, when one of the girls stops the conversation and says, "wait, can't you get pregnant if you swallow?" She was 18.
Up until I was 13, I believed a Blow Job was when a boy blew all over a girl's naked body. I felt like an idiot when I realized that was not the case. (:
up until the age of 15 i thought a "blowjob" was drying your hair with a hairdryer and that people would go to the hairdressers for a cut and blowjob!!!
i used to think a "blowjob" was something only prostitutes or pornstars do,so when at age 16 my then girlfriend asked would i like one i said i didnt know you were a pornstar!!!
My first boyfriend thought that when you eat out a girl, that there was actually something in there that you eat and it grows back so you can eat it again.
When I was seven, I thought oral sex was when you talked about sex.
Shortly before junior high, I had gathered that a "blow job" involved penis-sucking, but I also believed that it was actually a JOB, and that people did this for a living (turns out I was right, but not in the way I thought!). I even went so far as to tell other students that one of our teahcers "had a blow job at night"...man did I get some weird looks...
When I was in 6th grade, i leaned over and whispered something in my buddy's ear. Well, the other kid, sitting across from us at the table said, "oh my gosh! you just gave him a blow job!" it took a while of explaining to convince him otherwise...
When I was younger, through middle school, I thought that oral sex was french kissing. So one day we're in english class, and we're talking about how advertising uses sex to sell products, and my teacher asks for examples. One kid talks about scantily clad women. Another about guys on horses. I raise my hand, and say, "Yeah, some ads like tobacco and jewelry show people having oral sex."
The teacher looked terrified and the class went wild, needless to say. It took a few years to live that one day . . .
i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns
I used to believe that if you had oral sex the sperm would stay in your throat and I dont know how I got the impression but I thought that a baby would start growing in your throat and then you would barf it out needless to say i was pretty embarassed when I said this to my boyfriend ,"I want a baby , it must be easier to barf it than squeeze it through your vagina." I didnt know why he looked dumbstruck untill he sorted my facts out. He never lets me live it down.
my friend used to believe giving a girl head was placing his whole head inside the female gentitalia. This was two years ago he is now 18.
My best mate Tina, once told me that when she was about 17, she did her first blow job, with her then boyfriend, problem is tho, she'd never given one before, so after ten minutes her bloke exasperated, asked her 'you gonna put it in your mouth or what? she'd only been blowing air onto it for the previous 10 minutes, hence "blow job" poor love was so embarrassed, guess I'd be too, lol
I used to think that oral sex was when people were kissing, one of them would reach their tounge into the other person's mouth, and touch some special little "button" and that would give them the same feeling that intercourse would. And I thought that maybe if you both touch each other's "button" at the same time, the woman had a good chance of getting pregnant.
This was all in 7th grade, mind you.
I was once told, and believe this almost fully, that you would get lock-jaw from giving a guy a blow job if you did it for a too long. This was told to me 7 years ago.
I used to believe a blowjob was when you blew kisses.