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When I was little, we didn't have a ton of extra money, so we often took week-long camping trips for vacation. On one such trip when I was 7 or 8, I remember walking up to the campground shower facility with a few of my cousins and my older brother. On the wall by the paper towel dispenser was written "For a blow job, call such and such number..." I loudly, repeatedly asked what a blow job was, and my older cousin, trying to shut me up, explained that it was when you accidentally licked the blow dryer while drying your hair. Sitting by the camp fire that night, I matter-of-factly asked the family if anyone had ever gotten a blow job. To this day, I've never more gasps at one time than I heard right then.

Paul T.
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I used to think that oral sex meant snogging, touching tongues to tongues! Goodness knows what all my friends thought of me when I told them about all the oral sex I had been having at the grand old age of 12

Clara
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Anyone who has seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show will like this. When I was about 5 years old I walked into the room when my mom was watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. My parents had let me watch bits and pieces of the movie since I was 4 because I was too young to understand it and they only let me watch the parts with the music and I would dance around the room to it. Anyway, it was during the song Planet Shmanit Janet and when Frankie says to Janet "Your apple pie don't taste too nice!" I blurted out with a big grin on my face to my mom "Mommy! Your apple pie tastes great!!" She burst out laughing, turned off the movie and told me she would let me watch the whole movie when I was older. I just kinda put it out of my head for years. I'm 19 now and it has been my favorite movie for about 7 years now, but I must say that when she let me watch it when I was 13 I realized why she cracked up at what I said years earler and I think about it everytime that part comes up in the movie.

Kimberly
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Until I was 13 I thought a blow job was a woman rubbing ice all over a man's penis and rocking on their knees in front of it while blowing air on the penis to cool it off. I thought this must be very popular in countries like Africa but wondered why an eskimo would ever have to do such a thing.

I know now....
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I used to think that you were supposed to "blow" during a blow job. Now that I think about it, I still don't understand why you suck when you're doing a blow job.

Anika
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I used to believe that oral sex was getting naked and talking dirty/about sex under the covers

Bella
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I was around 5 or 6 when the President Clinton/Monica Lewinski scandal was occurring. I knew that oral meant involving the mouth
so for a while I thought that oral sex was talking about sex, so I didnt understand what the big deal was

Rachel
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My senior year of high school, myself and a group of friends (all female) were joking around about sexual nonsense and oral sex, when one of the girls stops the conversation and says, "wait, can't you get pregnant if you swallow?" She was 18.

whoa
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Up until I was 13, I believed a Blow Job was when a boy blew all over a girl's naked body. I felt like an idiot when I realized that was not the case. (:

Courtney
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i used to think oral sex was when your both naked and you look at each other and lick your lips and stuff :L
lol.
i was young :L

Anon
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up until the age of 15 i thought a "blowjob" was drying your hair with a hairdryer and that people would go to the hairdressers for a cut and blowjob!!!

Anon
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i used to think a "blowjob" was something only prostitutes or pornstars do,so when at age 16 my then girlfriend asked would i like one i said i didnt know you were a pornstar!!!

Anon
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My first boyfriend thought that when you eat out a girl, that there was actually something in there that you eat and it grows back so you can eat it again.

Anon
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When I was seven, I thought oral sex was when you talked about sex.

Anon
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When I was in 6th grade, i leaned over and whispered something in my buddy's ear. Well, the other kid, sitting across from us at the table said, "oh my gosh! you just gave him a blow job!" it took a while of explaining to convince him otherwise...

Josh
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i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns

blown away
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I used to believe that if you had oral sex the sperm would stay in your throat and I dont know how I got the impression but I thought that a baby would start growing in your throat and then you would barf it out needless to say i was pretty embarassed when I said this to my boyfriend ,"I want a baby , it must be easier to barf it than squeeze it through your vagina." I didnt know why he looked dumbstruck untill he sorted my facts out. He never lets me live it down.

Ali
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my friend used to believe giving a girl head was placing his whole head inside the female gentitalia. This was two years ago he is now 18.

Anon
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I used to think that oral sex was when people were kissing, one of them would reach their tounge into the other person's mouth, and touch some special little "button" and that would give them the same feeling that intercourse would. And I thought that maybe if you both touch each other's "button" at the same time, the woman had a good chance of getting pregnant.


This was all in 7th grade, mind you.

Phantom
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I was once told, and believe this almost fully, that you would get lock-jaw from giving a guy a blow job if you did it for a too long. This was told to me 7 years ago.

Not Jesus II's Mamma
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