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When I was about 13 a friend of mine told my little brother that a blow job was when someone gave you $20. Bro was 6 at the time so just imaging how tore up I got by Dad after my brother asked him for a blow job.
I overheard some people talking about "giving head" during sex. I always thought this ment sticking your whole head (as in skull) up the women's genitalia. My girlfriend was quite surprised when I tried to do this to her especially as I have a larger then average head.
When I was in junior high "blowjob" sounded like "brake job" to me so I assumed the term referred to some form of car repair.
I thought that oral sex was making out. I thought this until I was 20 and was sitting in a sermon about sex before marriage and the pastor speaking to us condemned oral sex even in marriage. I didn't understand what was wrong with making out. He then said just because the plumbing fits doesn’t mean God intended it that way. Later that night I figured out what oral sex really was. I think this guys sermon caused more people to have dirty thoughts than it prevented.
Until I was about 11, I didn't know what oral sex was. I knew that there was a toothbrush company called "Oral-B" I thought that because the toothbrush cleaned your mouth, oral meant clean and therefore oral sex was clean sex.
Well, after learning about "oral sex" i thought that everything that has the word oral inside of it ment that kind of sex. One day my french teacher said "Today class, we're gonna take an oraltest" I was sooooo disqested, I wanted to complain to the princaple that the teacher was making us have oral sex with each other. I was expecially disqested when i was paired up with the most UGLIEST guy in the world. I learned eventually. ( i was in 6th grade)
I used to think that oral sex was when you had sex with a dentist!
one of my friends used to believe oral sex was blowing on a guy's penis...this coming from the term blow job...i tried to tell her the truth but she didn't believe me till she was 14
I used to believe that everything starting with with the word "oral" was about something that pertains to sexual activity after I learned about "oral sex".
When I was 14 I asked my mum what a blowjob was and she said it was something you did with your hair!!
I used to believe that oral sex meant that you talked to somebody while you were both masturbating. I had taken an oral exam shortly before hearing the term, and the teacher said "oral" meant "out loud," During the Clinton scandal, the term "oral sex" was all over my school, but nobody actually said what it meant, just that it wasn't "real" sex and it didn't count as cheating. My definition seemed to fit those criteria, so I convinced myself of it for about a year.
i used to belive that you could get pregnant only by swallowing sperm
I used to believe that a blowjob was when someone would blow on a guys penis until it blew away
I thought that "wine dine 69 me" meant "have dinner and drinks with me, and then leave on highway 69". I just assumed "69 me" was an idiom that meant "love 'em and leave 'em" or meant he didn't call her the next day. This is a lyric from an Alanis Morissette song, but my belief extended beyond the song.
I used to believe..up until two years ago actually, that a blow job was a sort of hairstyle.
Yet another one of my misunderstandings that my friends had to sort out for me. After I had asked very loudly in the school dining room what it was.
I used to think sex was running around in a field naked.
I also used to think blow jobs just meant that you blew on the penis.
As well, I used to think that french kissing was something french people invented, and that only they were allowed to do.
I used to think that oral was something to do with eyes so i thought oral sex was watching someone do something to themselves and i got very confuzzled =)
I thought the wind blowing through your hair when you stick your head out the window of a fast moving car, was a 'blow job'.
When I was younger I heard my 15 year old brother and his mates talking about giving a girl a "rainbow lick".
For some reason I assumed he was talking about lollypops and you should of seen the sweet stall ladies (and my mums) face when I went up and asked for 1!!!
i thought that only a girl could have an orgasm and that a guy didnt. i dont really understand why i thought that though.
i also thought that a blow job meant u had to like actually blow on the penis.. like put it in your mouth and blow it.. like to blow up a balloon or something