oral sex

when i was like 5 or 6 there was a slim jim comercial that said grab a slim jim and "eat me". well the next day i was going around saying "eat me" to people and my mom heard me and i was punished and i didn't know why! many years later i found out the real reason why i got in so much trouble. me and my mom laugh about it till this day!

Amanda P.

i used to belive that when you would give a blow job that if they came inside your mouth u would get pregnent and it wuold grow inside your belly n thats why you would get the choice to either spit or swallow !!!

laurasmith

when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.

myuka

I was little so when i heard about "oral sex" i thought "oral" was also like the bad part about the word. so When my teacher anounced that the class was to do "Oral reports" you could guess my surprise...

2Bored2makeAname

until i was about 11 i always that that oral sex was talkting to eachother about what you were doing imagionaraly over the phone. Imagion my suprise when i found out the truth.

Chloe

My little sis (9), a few weeks ago, was watching about a salon. suddenly, after watching getting his hair blown dry, she spurted out: "He's getting a blowjob!" and turned to my dad as if he were to say good girl. lol

t3h ult1mo 1337

when i was in the fourth grade, i knew that blow jobs and giving head were the same thing, but i had no idea what that was. so i naturally assumed that it was when you blew on someones head...

tm

i used to believe that oral sex and kissing with tounges were the same thing. i know now that it's not!!!

annie

I used to believe oral sex was sharing toothbrushes. And you could get some nasty diseases from that! So much for interpreting the newspaper at a young age:)

Cami

I used to think that a blow job was drying your hair, like blowing your hair dry.

Anon

Me and my best friend used to believe that you could get pregnant from oral sex until we were 12

Anon

I used to think that oral sex was when the guy put his penis in the girl's belly button

Anon

Up until the later years of high school I thought that "oral sex" was making-out and that you couldn't get STDs from it unless someone had a cut in their mouth.

(though, in my own defense, this IS what my junior high health teacher implied)

Anon

Thinking a blow job was someone just blowing on your butt.... or in your ear

Lynn

I used to belivev that oral sex invloved sticking your toung in the person's mouth, and if you did it in a certain way that they would actually have an orgasim.

M!ke

I used to believe taht oral sex was when a couple took off their clothes and had sex in public.

huh???

When I was younger, I heard the term "blow job" and believed it was when someone put their mouth on the end of the penis, and blew as hard as they could, as if blowing up a balloon.

Downer

When I used to go to the dentist when I was about 6/7 I was always reading the posters and thought that oral sex was just kissing. One day my curiosity got the better of me and I shouted out to my mum

"MUM! What's oral sex??"

She ushered me over all crimson faced and said she'd tell me when I was older. I since found out, but not from her. Sometimes I think I should ask her just to embarrass her a bit!

mat tanner

My grandma used to beleive oral sex was when you talked about it!!!

Michelle M UK

I used to believe that oral sex was when you yelled, or made noise while having sex.

M