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when i was like 7 i thought that 'pads' were diapers for women (i kno...it's strange) Then when i was 10 i found out wut it was ACTUALLY for!!!
After watching an old Chevy Chase movie with him playing clark grizwold him and his family were driving and all of a sudden they ran off the road and his daughter Audrey(on the movie) yells i think i juust got my period after all of it happened so i thought when you have a wreck you hurt yourself so you bleed every month
One time my brother went in the bathroom right after my step-sister came out. He ran out to me screaming that there was a mouse in the toilet and it was bleeding and you could even see his tail.It was really my step-sisters tampon. He was 9 at the time. Poor kid, he was embarrassed to say anything to my parents and i just let him believe it was a mouse!
When i was 12 years old i started my period, i ran out of the bathroom and screamed to my mom i was bleeding to death....needless to say she got a pretty good laugh out of it. :)
When I was little I came across some Sanitary Napkins in my grandmothers handbag. I asked her what they were for and she told me that because she was getting old she needed these in case she wet her pants... I be;ieved her until I was 11!
i was about 10 when i was going across the country with my dad on a grey-hound bus, i went into the bathroom. they had those wet hand cleaner thingys. i thought they were "sanitary napkins" i got so excited about finding them, and i came out of the bathroom yelling, "daddy, daddy, i have sanitary napkins" dad turned beet red, and everyone laughed. it took me forever to figure out why!
When I first got my period I looked at my undies and I thought I had shitted myself, it was brownish and I was embarresed the whole day.
Until I was about 11 I thought when your period came it was similar to defecation. You see when I asked my mother about the subject when my sister got it she said it came out of your hole (i assumed the butt hole of course) and then I asked what it felt like and i'm not sure but i somehow got the impression that you pooped out red pooness for a week straight. It would just keep coming and coming and I was terrified!
When I was 8, I'd seen commercials for Midol, which claimed to stop pain "before, during and after". I asked my mom how someone would know ahead of time that they were going to get a headache. I felt embarrassed when she explained about cramps.
when my mother told me what a period was she told me "when you get older your gonna start peeing blood" so i thought that you were supossed 2 sit on the toilet and actually pee blood for a few seconds and that would be it. then she told me that it can last up to a week so I thought "oh my god, im gonna be sitting on the toilet for a whole week straight? Oh well, at least I can stay home from school"
my friends little brother used to think you used a tompon to get the "crusties" offof your boobs, where he came up with vrusties i have no clue. my brother thought you stuck tomapns up your butt, and my friend ( a guy) thought that u pulled the string and it opened like a parachute, the it went to a pile some where in your body and stay there forever
Alright, have two for you.
When I was around 6, I stumbled upon my mom's tampons. For some unknown reasons, I thought they were used for catching flies. So every day after school I'd unwrap a tampon, take it apart, and try to catch a fly in it. When I finally managed to, I ran down to show my mom. She got a good laugh out of that..
Secondly, around the same age I also found mom's pads. Being the curious kid that I was, I unwrapped a few of those two. I thought that they were a special kind of slippers. I stuck two to the bottoms of my feet, and walked around on them for a long time, before my mom finally noticed, and took them away. Bummer.
When i was little i believed that the pads(that my mom wore) were like diapers....so i asked my mom if i could have one and she said yea and so i put it on my underwear and when i had to go pee i just went in the pad....then i figured out it wasnt a diaper
when i was around 9 years old, i went to my friend's house with several of our other friends. we found her mother's tampons, and tried putting them in to see what it was like. anyways, my friend came out of the bathroom and said she felt constipated. it turned out she had stuck it up her bum.
i thought long time ago periods were diapers for grown -ups.
when i was 9, i had a fren who jus got a period. before this, we had no idea this was part and parcel of womanhood. she panicked in school and came to me crying that her privates were injured and was bleeding. i helped her put tissues and tried to stop the bleeding. it was after a few years later did i stop feeling worried for her as she refused to tell me what happened after that day....
when I was growing up I use to see a lot of ads on television about sanitary napkins I just used to belive that women use these napkins because they cannot control there pee so they used these napkins as kids use huggies
When i was in 6th grade me and my friend were so imature. We thought that if we were caught saying "period" that we would be in trouble. So we nickmaned it Disneyland. So we would say to one another " Are in Disneyland?" that very same day in Language Arts, we were looking at this picture of a girl, and giving ideas to what she was thinking or doing. Well.....this guy answered "She looks like she was wishing she was in Disneyland or something." We started cracking up. my teacher out us all in detention because we wouldn't tell him why we were laughing.
When I was about 10 my friends and I were discussing periods.. according to them it happend once a month and you passed an egg like a hen's egg... I remember being scared wittless about it.. thinking.. where am I gona hide all these eggs?
I used to belive ( along time ago) that the pads my mom used were diapers for mummies.