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No one told me, but I assumed that when a woman was pregnant, she had to spend the whole nine months in the hospital. I freaked out when my parents asked me if I wanted a sibling, not wishing to part with my mother for so long. I didn't tell them why I was so upset, otherwise they could have set me straight. I'm an only child :)
My mom always told us that gypsies delivered me, my brother ws found in the garbage can, and my sister was brought up by wolves and they found her i nthe back yard... she didn't want to have th "sex" talk, so for years, we went around telling people our crazy stories, then my mom finally sat us down and gave us the "talk" man was it awkward, i think she was shaking more then us....
When i was little, i used to believe that to get pregnant you had to pee in eachothers mouths.
eww hah i was such a gross kid.
To explain my new baby sister, I was told she came from The Baby Shop. They gave me a big box of Duplo and said that this was from my sister. I thought they had got a special deal, Buy a Baby, Get Free Toys!! (My mum sold the duplo when I got older, I was really sad, I wanted to keep three figures from the set.)
i know that this is not very original, but i used to think that baby's came from the stork.
When I was 5 I used to belive that a mother and a father prayed for a little boy or a ittle girl and the woman would get pregnat overnight and have the baby the next day! When i was about 5 (again) my mother said I came from her tummy and I said "Why'd ya eat me mommy?" after a long laughter she said "I didnt eat you honey!" I felt like a jerk! but when i said whyd you eat me in my mind i saw the big bad wolf eating someone lolololololololololol
Someone told my friend that if you drank a glass of vinegar that you could give yourself an abortion. She tried it and threw up everywhere!
When I was a just about ten I heard about erections (and sex is general) from a sex education class in school, from what I heard I though that the penis would stick straight DOWN when aroused. I was seriously concerned about this because I simply could not figure out how reproduction could be accomplished unless the woman was standing on her head.
I think that ten is too young for sex ed.
I once saw an obese man at an amusement park and congratulated him on being pregnant.
I believed that to get pregnant a man and a woman lay next to each other, naked and he puts his thumb in her belly button.
When I was about 7, my mom finally told me about sex. She brought out the word "genes". It puzzled me for a second but for some odd reason I asked "so, theres little blue jeans floating inside you?" i thought that they were jeans that somehow were smothered onto the baby. and thats why the babys were so wet and goey. she laughed and explained to me. what a mind can think up!
My parents were regular customers of Sears & Roebucks. We always had one of their huge catalogs around our house. Seemed like almost everything we had came from Sears & Roebucks. After seeing all the babies in the catalogs, naturally, I thought that is where I came from, too!
I used to believe that babies were attached to the umbilicle cord and then stuffed down the throat grow.
from about age 3 to about 8 I thought that Mom's had to eat clothing so there babies wouldnt be born naked.
I u stuck something up ur vagina, u would have baby shaped like that thing. For ex: bead= bead shaped baby
When I was a kid, fresh bread and milk were delivered (separately) to houses during the night i.e. you woke up in the morning and there they were on the doorstep.
Living in a new suburb which was full of young parents (like mine at the time), when I was in bed, I would often hear babies crying at night.
I used to believe the baker delivered boy babies and the milk-man delivered girl babies.
i thought that when people had sex, if the sperm went up one fallopian tube it would be a male, and if it went up the other it would be a female
I thought babies came from kissing (because that is what happens on The Sims). So whe I saw my best friend kiss a boy on the lips (This was a dare, mind you). I screamed, quite loudly, "OH MY GOSH ELLIOT! YOURE GONNA HAVE A BABY!!!"
Then I had a little talk with the principal about where babies really came from.
I was scarred for life (What do you expect? I was only in first grade!)
This resulted in an angry mother at both me and the principal. No Sims time for a week. Aww, man!
my boyfriend was told by his parents that they won him at an auction. and yes, he still hasn't forgiven them for it.
i use to think that you got pregnant just by touching and that babies came out of your belly button.