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Until i was 8 ... my mother used to tell me that babies came from birds .. n that i was dilivered from a bird in a basket of flowers n baby toys... until then i went to school got older and older and my teacher said they come out of your moms whomb ..ii felt embarased to say that to the teacher ...

applez ( its a nick name )
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I used to think that babies came from the toilet. I thought that a guy and a girl pee in a toilet and then they flush it and then out pops a baby.

someone
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when people got married they waltzed around, then would pray for a baby, i don't know how long it took the prayer to be answered, but the baby would come out of the mom's belly button. lol

ferri
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I never believed in a stork, but I never ever asked my parents (or anyone else either). I just used to think that when a man and woman marry that God just put the baby into the mom. It was magic. Or so I thought.

Heather
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When i was little i believed that a mommy and daddy went to Wal-mart (my parents loved that store) and they picked out the one they liked,put it in layaway and nine months later it was ready to be picked up! i still have no clue where that came from

wal-mart kid
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well when i was three years old my mom was pregnant and i thought that the baby just sat in her stomach with its mouth open like a baby bird waiting for food to drop into its mouth.

Jessica
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i used to think that if two women had sex they would make a ton of babies...

noclue
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My cousin used to believe that boys could have babies... basically that when the baby was ready, the penis would peel open like a banana

TK
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i used to believe that babies came from outer space when aliens dropped them off in your house.

AHHH MUTANT ALIEN BABIES!
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When I was young my mom conscientiously offered to teach me about sex and the difference between boys and girls. She said that we could look at pictures if it would make explaining things easier. She meant in a medical book. I thought she meant pictures of her and my dad having sex. Needless to say, I was terrified and said no.

Dan
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I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.

Anon
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During my early years, i used to believe that woman would go to the hospital so thatthey would buy.......i never knew or even thought anything about birth

yodo
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when i was about 5, i used to think that ladys gave birth to girls and men gave birth to boys. I know that sounds so stupid!!

zoe
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I used to belive that babies came with storks.

Gabriela Ruiz
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When I first asked my parents where babies came from they told me they came from stoes and that I had been bought on half-pice at k-mart. I believed this until I was in fifth grade.

Product of K-mart
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I used to belive that my sister wasborn when my mom n dad hug at night so i always used to sleep in between them b'coz i dont want another brother or sister then...now at 21 am having 2 brother n 1 sister.

Tripu
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When I was a child, nobody bothered to explain me about sex (parents thought it was school's obligation and viceversa). At school we only learned about the sperm and the egg, but never about HOW they got together! Therefore, I used to think they mixed up on the toilet. I would stare down there for a while and wonder how the future baby would get into the mother's womb afterwards...

Beth
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I use to believe that when a lady was pregnant her stomach was hard and you couldnt press into it

Samantha
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i used to believe that babies come from stores like k-mart pre packed in plastic containers

breezy
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When I was younger I used to beleive that to have a baby a woman had to wish for it and if she was lucky she would get pregnant and that at the birth it would pop out of her belly button

*unkown*
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