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when i was bout 5 me and my family were watchin a film which showed a new born baby. i then turned round to my dad and asked how you could tell if a baby was a boy or a girl.... as he was really embaressed infront of my older brother and my mum he just said it was cos of the colour of the baby. i got really confused cos me and my brother are the same colour (well in th eyes of a 5 yr old anyways) so i thought he must have been a girl as well but he jus had short hair cos he liked it
I used to believe that when a mum and dad wanted a baby they held hands and said "it's time", and then the baby would grow inside the mum's head, travling down to her belly.
My parents had a different answer than "the stork" when I asked, "Where do babies come from?" My mom told me mommies and daddies pray for babies and God gives them to the parents. I replied with, "I thought they came from your belly."
My mother was pregnant with my little sister when I was about 2. I asked my mother where babies came from and she tried to describe sperm and eggs to me. As she told me this I said "Like chicken eggs and tadpoles Mommy?" For many years, that's how I thought babies were made....chicken eggs and tadpoles
When I was little my mother told me that semen came out of mans penis and that's what you needed to get a baby inside a womans tummy. My mom was always really straightforward when talking about that but she always used the word "semen". Up until 13 or something like that I believed that because women are hurt when delivering a baby then a man is supposed to hurt when delivering the semen. Logic, right? That was because I always thought the semen were quite big and it would hurt for them to come out. Like a melon semen.
Here's another one. The only private question i ever asked my mother was that which we all at some point do "Where do babies come from?". If you can believe it, she told me they grew from a special tree and you had to go pick them at the hospital. Great stuff to be filling your kids head with, eh?
when i was little i believed that if a girl went to the bathroom and didn't flush the toilet and then a boy went to the bathroom that they would make a baby--i thought there were loads of sewer babies. for years i would never walk anywhere near storm drains.
I believed until I was about seven that, when a woman reached a certain age, she automatically had a baby. I wasn't sure I wanted children, so I used to constantly ask my mom, "How can I not have a baby when I grow up?"
She thought I was asking about birth control, so the answer was always, "I'll tell you when you're older."
When I was 14 my younger sister age 7 asked my Mom why she had a big belly. My Mom replied that she was pregnant. My little sister than ran up to my Dad, who is overweight, and asked "How many babies are you going to have?" Needless to say my Dad wasn't to thrilled with the question. I ran to my room and laughed my ass off.
When my mother was pregnant with me, she worked in a day care. One of the little boys came up to her with a baseball and asked her why her tummy was so big. She told him that she had a baby inside her. The boy looked up at her and asked "Well, can you let him out to play?"
When i was younger i thought that the left testicle carried boys and the right testicle carried girls.
I used to believe that women would become pregnant and have daughters, and men would become pregnant and have sons.
I always thought that after a couple has married and wanted children they would have to kiss eachother for a very long time untill they felt a little seed from the father go through the mother then the mother would have to swallow the seed to have the baby. Then after 9 months the mothers stomach would just blow up and pop comes out the baby. Thank God that i learned about Sex 101 when i was 9!
When I was in elementary school I still didn't know how do people reproduce - I knew nothing about getting pregnant and producing semen, all I knew was that baby is born in woman's stomach. So no wonder I thought that people had 'invented' sex because had discovered that males have penises and females have slits so as they were perverted they started playing inserting penis into that slit. How good I didn't tell somebody about my 'revelations'!
I used to think that to have a baby, men penetrated the woman's belly button. This was of course done by doing lining up perpendicular to the woman, and doing pushups into her belly button. I also figured that was why we did pushups in school. For training!
when i was young i used to think your perents bought different parts of you from a shop. one day i said to my mum why didnt you buy buy me a better pair of legs, that was the point when i really found out where babies came from a bush!!!!
yes they did tell me the truth eventually
I used to believe that I was found in a dumpster as a baby, and that's where I came from.
I used to believe children were randomly born in different ways.I thought I grew out of the ground like a plant.My big brother told me babies weren't born with clothes on and I thought that he was born without clothes on and I was born with clothes on so he was just jealous
Once I kissed my stuffed animal and rubbed it against my belly as i was supposed to be going to sleep that night (a teddy bear) I was prolly about 4 or 5, and I was scared to death right after I was pregnant. I dropped the bear on the floor ran to my bed and cried myself to sleep. I was so scared my parents were going to find out that how much of a terrible child I was for not being married first and how they would feel having a bear as a grandchild.
my aunt never got married or had kids and when i was about 5 i asked my dad why and he said because she never slept naked..from then on i thought that if i slept naked i would get pregnant