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When I was little (About 9 or 10), I believed that every time I peed the little bubbles in the toilet were sperm. I thought that they were already little babies with brains, and I would stick my head up to the toilet and tell them goodbye. I would wave to them as I flushed them down.

Kyle Cruzan
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I thought that when a child was born they would b a boy if the penis stayed out or a girl if the penis wanted 2 stay back in. lol

rainbow
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When I was little I thought that when you were born God put little seeds in your tummy and when he decided that you were old enough a baby would pop out of your belly button. I also though you could "order" what kind of kid you wanted. I decided I wanted 3 sets of twins. 1 set of identical girls 1 of boys and 1 set of a boy and a girl. Thank God that belief never came true. :)

childhoodeducator
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my sis told me about sex when i was 8. I thought that u could have it only once and so i made monthly polls if its better that im at the top or the bottom

Pokoman
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When I was about 9 I looked at my mom's drivers liscence and and saw where it said 'Sex:F' (meaning that she's a female). So, genuinely concerned I asked her, "Mommy, if you failed sex how did you have me and my brother?"

Tiff
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Up until the age of 8 or 9, I used to believe that a women get pregnat by getting married. I thought it had something to do with cerimony. I thought that it was random that after you get married you may or may not get pregnant. Well I wanted to have a kid but by adopting because I hured it hurts (not knowing how a women really gets pregnant). Well I wanted to get married some day too. But after coming up with this theory in my head I questioned whether I wanted to or not because I hured that have a baby really hurts and I did not want to take that risk when I got married.


Shannon
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i used to beleive that the stork really did bring the children to the house

karren
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I thought once a woman got married, she would just randomly get pregnant every now and then, and she would have to either have the baby (painful) or swallow a pill to have an abortion (this was long before RU-486 was invented). I hated swallowing pills, so I was glad I wasn't a woman.

Brandon Campbell
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When I was 4 or maybe i was 5 no i was six well im not sure of the age i used to think that men breastfed but they didn't use there breast they used their Penius well i was very Embarrased to see the truth

Yasmin Numba 2
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I used to believe that Men stuck their vaginas in womens penises it was terrible when i found out the truth

Yasmin Numba 2
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i used to believe all babies came from tesco's(british supermarket) and when you didnt want one you put it back

Beth
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I used to think that when a girl was born, there was already a baby inside her. As she grew, so did the baby, and when she was ready (meaning married) it would be born.

Anon
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For a long time, I thought that I came from Sears, just like everything else my parents bought. I imagined that my parents went to Sears and picked me out and that I was enclosed in plastic shrink-rap and stored in a large refridgerator with a bunch of other kids.

Randall
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I thought babies were brought in shops and put on hangers. My mom always told me that if I was naughty she'd send me back, so I presumed I was from a shop, and she'd buy another baby, that was nice.

Lilya_4ever
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Until the tender age of 8, i did not know that i had two openings in my groin( i am female )-- one for urine, one for reproduction. when i discovered this, i was frightened that i had somehow "broken" myself.

butcher
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When I was about 2 years old I woke up one morning in my parents bed and promptly showed my mother my penis then asked to see hers. Apparently I was quite surprised once I found out the truth.

For all I knew I was going to grow boobs someday.

Ryan Whitney
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In old movies in India they showed hero and heroine hugging eachother and then the heroine got pregnanant. I believed that one got pregnant just by hugging.

Desi
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When I was a kid I felt terribly jipped! For the longest time I was convinced that black women produced chocolate milk and white women produced regular milk. Being white, I was upset to find out that I had missed on on the chocolately goodness of chocolate breast milk as a baby!

Meghann
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I used to beleive that if you pooed to hard you might have your baby from out your bum and that when the baby was born it was so small that you didn't realise when you flushed it down the loo!! Also i used to think that when it was time to have your baby you could press your belly button instead of pushing!!!!

Miss Blone Brunette
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When my mom gave me 'the talk' I wasn't paying much attention. I thought she said that the man put his penis to the woman's nipple..and that was how I thought it was for several years.

Amanda
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