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When I was way too young to learn about sex, I got it into my mind that there was a possibility that I might have a baby (even though I was a boy). After repeatedly questioning my mother if I would be able to keep my baby, she told my father to explain...

Being too young to understand, I went for the longest time thinking I had germs on the end of my "manhood".

Needless to say, I paid special attention at cleaning it whenever I could.

Kyle
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I used to believe that in order to have a baby a boy had to pee inside a girl.

s & l
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I used to believe that the only way you could have a baby was if you got married and then prayed to God that you would be pregnant and He would put the baby in the mommy.

Anon
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I used to believe that babies were made by praying, I thought the parents would go upstairs or to their bedroom and pray for a baby and the baby would come. I remember watching a show where the parents decided they wanted to have another child so they ran up stairs, I asked my mom how babies were born and she said "um by praying"

wutever
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I used to believe you could get a woman pregnant by kissing on the mouth. I watched loads and loads of movies growing up as a kid. Sex wasn't something I really knew about and I didn't see all that much of it in these movies. Well anyway, in a lot of the films, the couple would kiss and get all hot and heavy. Then they'd lay down on the bed, or the couch, or some other place, and then the screen would simply go black or cut foward to another scene and all of a sudden the couple is married (assumably) with children. So as a young brat, I came up with the conclusion that you can make kids by kissing. Of course I kept on believing this up until junior high. Now that I have no excuse for.

Marcus
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I was told when I was very young that babies were created by combining the DNA of the parents. Until I was five, I imagined that the parents became momentarily intangible, then passed through each other to accomplish this.

Anon
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i used to believe that i was made by my mum givin my dad a peck on da cheek!

Maria
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when a man inserted his penis from behind i thought it went into the anus instead of the vagina!

mel uk
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i used to believe when i was younger i thought that 4 sex a stalk would cum and say if u would get a baby or not thats and it was at night coz fo jobs

mary ash
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when i was younger i used to think when the mum's tummy was big enough she would press her tummy button and the guy would have to catch it and they would keep cumin till they caught it and to get more the guy would trick the tummy button

rachel
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I used to believe women gave birth through the anus

Kathy
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i have an uncle, who is sorta large around the middle, and we were all sitting out at his house for a picnic, and my sister hopped up on his lap,put her head against his stomache, and yelled, "SHH! i'm listening for the baby!" my aunt was very pregnant at the time, and she assumed since my uncle was so large like her, he was having a baby, too! from then on, any larger person she saw, male or female, so automatically assumed they were having a baby!

HeL
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When I was little, I asked my Mom where I came from... she said that the gypsys left me on her doorstep. Then I asked about my sister and they said she was an alein they found in a dumpster...

M*u*e
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I used to believe to have a baby you had to get married first.

Holly
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My best friend in elementary school insisted that it was impossible to have a baby if one wasn't married. If someone had posession of a baby, it meant they stole it from the hospital.

Jen, MI, USA
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i am from a very catholic family and thought that people only had babies when they were married. when i was about six my uncle got married in a church, at the end he and my aunt went into another room with the vicar (i now realise it was to sign the marriage license) and i thought that they were going in there to make a baby and the vicar had to be there to help them.

lucy
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My sister told me that my parents had bought me out of the Sears flyer. I was only 5 and believed her since they had picutes of babies in the flyer and I hadn't realized yet that they were selling the baby clothes not the baby!!

Canuck
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I believed that you would be pregnant for 18 months.

Anon
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Not my moment, but a boy at my school. He joined us from another school, aged 16. He let slip to a group of us that women have babies by taking a "birth pill": take the pill, and a baby soon follows. Incredibly, to me, both his parents were family doctors.

I took him to one side when we were alone and told him the truth. He really didn't believe me. I hope he asked at home...

Brian
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When I was a small child I used to believe that in order to make babies, the man had to pee inside the woman.

Chris
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