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My Mother Told Me That When She Was Pregnant With Me, I Used To Get Hungry A Lot. So, Whatever She Ate,I Ate From Inside Her Belly.
I Used To Believe That In Order For Me To Stay Alive, I Had To Eat The Inside Of My Mommy. lol I Just Assumed That Everything That You Ate Turned Into Body Fat.
I used to think that the umbilical cord went from a baby's genitals to the mother's belly button, not vice versa.
I thought fetuses being in the mother's stomach had to be bored and so they watched TV too, but rather than TV, they watched their moms take craps, except it was from the inside. So they got to see the actual crap being formed and coming out of the butt.
Once I figured this out I told my mother and she nodded understandingly. I beamed and knew I was right all along.
When i first got 'taught' about sex, it was by a very stupid man and an equally stupid book as his aid. The book was about the human body, and was designed for children, and in the part about reproduction, it had a picture of a metal box with a spring coming out of it(which was suppossed to represent the male reproductive parts) and another metal box with no spring (the womans parts) and arrows showing that the springy thing went into the other metal box or something. It was really dumb and thanks also to the person 'explaining' it to me, i was left thinking that sex was something these weird robots did for us, so we could have babies, but I had no idea how them having sex made us have kids.
This belief sort of came from watching movies when I was a kid. During a wedding scene two people exchange rings right? Well I thought that when the man put the ring on the lady's finger it reacted in a way such that a baby is made in her belly. Then, in the next scene I see the lady with a baby...
i was think that chldren came from kising
I remember when I found out that you had to have SEX to make babies. I was so disgusted. I could not believe that my parents had done that three times! I vowed that I would just adopt children. Of course, I still may adopt in the future, but as a woman in her mid-twenties, I look forward to making babies. . .but not quite yet. I'll stick to contraception, thanks! ;)
My cousin, when he was about 4 years old, went up to my brother and said "hey Bobby, do you remember when you n me was in my mommy's tummy and we was playing volley ball?"
when i was 6 I used to belive that u have to pee on the girls butt to make a baby,and since i wanted to be a "daddy" so much , i when in the bathroom when my 12 year old sister was taking a shower and started to pee on her. man was i wrong about that!
I used to think that babies were produced when two people rapidly rubbed their bellies together.
When I was in 5th or 6th grade we had a sex education class. They showed us mostly animal sex and then just talked about human sex. So I believed that the male urinated inside the female to "fertilize the egg". Needless to say, if you had children, you were just kinda gross. But I understood how much people loved thier children and how they would do anything for them. But what I really did not understand is how people would get pregnant on "accident". How do you "accidently pee in someone"?
When I was little, I overheard my mother telling a female relative about her pregnancies. Apparantly, with my little sister her stomach was huge, and with my little brother, well, that pregnancy was just a big pain in the a**. From then on, I was convinced that girls came out of the belly button, and that boys came out of women's butts. I used to always wonder if any baby boys were born into the toilet by mistake, while the pregnant women were taking care of business. Weird.
I used to believe that if you had a baby at 19, you were HORRIBLE, because thats "teen pregnancy." But if you had a child at 20, it was perfectly OK.
When i was little i asked my dad how babies were made. He told me about the whole sex thing and how the sperm meets the egg, my next question was to ask 'how does the man know when the sperm has met the egg' my dads reply was......'you just know'
looking back, im so embarrased
i used to think that interracial couples couldnt have babies because they were like different species
My mom told me that kids appear after long time relationship, they are just born when people love each other for significant period of time, suprisingly this belief last till I was about 12!
I used to believe that when girls became women, they would start producing babies, much like a fruit tree produces fruit. I wondered how a woman's body knows when she is married, and worried that my body may be off, and start producing children before I got married. I went to my mother, and remarked, "I hope I don't have any babies before I get married." My mother responded, " I hope not too." I was the REALLY worried then as I knew it was possible!
When I was about 10 or 11 I thought that if u rubbed ur belly-button 3 times and wished for a baby it would come out of the end of your finger. So I never EVER touched or talked about my belly button for a long time...that was..until i found out the truth. lol. I was a very weird child.
i used to think that everybody has been the opposite gender at least once in their life, sometimes more. i would say, "oh, yeah. i remember doing that when i was a girl!(im a guy, in case you havent figured it out yet)" I would also say things to my sister and mom like "do you remember when you were a boy?" kinda makes you wonder...
when i was about 6 or 7, my mom and sister were talking about babies, i dont remember what they were saying but it must have been about their brains or something cause i said, "yeah, and babies are born without brains, so..." I never got to finish, they were laughing so hard i couldn't even hear myself think about how stupid i am.