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When i was younger I thought that to have a baby, a man & a woman would kiss and a seed (i imagined it like a watermelon seed) would travel from the man through his body and through his throat into the woman's mouth, and she would swallow it and it would grow into a baby!!!

megan
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when i was little my mum shopped at Marks & Spencer a lot i used to see posters with babies faces on this made me think that when you went to marks and spencer u could pick a box with your favorite baby in a 'baby in a box' lol

blobbohead
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i used to think u bought babys from the buy and sell

Dale
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i used to believe that if u farted then a baby would come out, i tried to hold it in for ages......

anonymous
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When I was little, my parents, rather than giving me the stork line, told me that they found me while dropping off garbage at the dump. They said seagulls and rats were taking care of this fat naked baby who lived in a pile of garbage, and my mom made my dad consent to bring it home. I believe that...to this day, actually, because the alternative is nasty.

Ian
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my 4 yr old little girl asked me how mummys knew what their baby is when its born, i told her if its a girl it will look like her and if its a boy it will have a willy, she said to me don't be stupid mummy if it's a boy it will be wearing trainers, and if its a girls it will have boots! i laughed for ages what do you say to that?

Lynsey
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My sister thought when she was little that condoms were filled with semen and placed up the backside and babies were born from your bum

Georgina stevens
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When I was very young, I used to think you bought babies in shops and if you
did not want them when you got them home,you could take them back.

Anon
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I used to belive that when people were kissing that it was sex. I also belived that sex was not the only way to have babbies, i was like 9 and i was trying to figure out the other way.

Lizzy
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When I was little, I thought when you had a baby shower, a mother got into a shower while she was pregnant. Then everyone would wait till she came out then clap.

Anon
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when i was little, i thought babies were made by your mum and your dad pressing their belly buttons together when they kissed after saying "i do"...guess i was wrong since theres me AND my brother and my parents only got married once...

Anon
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My birthday is September 1.

For 20 years, I believed that that was 9 months after New Year's Eve, and that I was just a giant mistake after too much drinking.

When I got my PhD in math (really), I was able to figure out that in fact I was born 9 months after Thanksgiving!

Who, me?
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when I was 4 i used to think that baby's were made by a man lying on a bed with a woman and an egg rolled down the mans arm and up the womans arm.

gladus
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When I was a kid I thought that in order for a woman to become pregnant, a man would have to take a special pill; digest it and eventually poop it out. Then the woman would have to find the pill in the mans poop and eat it and she would become pregnant

brmanuk
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When i was little i used to think people made babies by putting their nipples together

Chiesn
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I used to think that consuming any Carnation product (they make powdered milk and stuff like that) would make you pregnant. I remember that my mom made me some chocolate Carnation instant breakfast once, and after I drank it down, I glimpsed the box from which it came. I was horrified. I was only 6, so the idea of giving birth was daunting. I suffered alone for a day, until that night when my mother tucked me in my bed and I burst out crying, "I don't want to be pregnant!"

She must have been very confused and alarmed, but I told her that I drank the dreaded Carnation and she straightened things out for me.

Christina
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When i was little, I used to think that sex was only a man and woman touching private parts. It made NO sense, until I figured out that the one thing goes into the other and THAT'S sex. LOL!

Meghan P.K.
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When I was 3, my mom had my little brother. While we were at the hospital waiting for my brother to be born, my dad took me by the nursery to look at the babies. I pointed and said I wanted that one....I thought you got to pick the one wanted!

Brianna
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I used to believe that you could order babies from a catalogue!And that everybody had been mail ordered!

Jeff
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I used to think that people would get married, be married for a few years,then just be pregnant. Then when they didnt want to have anymore babies, you said "NO MORE BABIES!" and it would stop.

Lauren
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