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I used to think that when a mommy and daddy had made a baby, when they kissed, the daddy put an egg in the mommys mouth, and she swallowed it, and thats how it got in her tummy. Then she pooped it out and THERE was the baby!

Emma
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I used to believe that babies came from outer-space. :)

Anon
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The first time I asked my mom where babies come from, she told me, "A man and a woman have to be naked, they go under the covers and they make a baby." So I always thought that if I was ever naked next to a boy, I would automatically get pregnant.

Anon
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a couple of guys i knew thought that when a woman had a kid, her pee hole and bum hole meshed into one! they were told this by the smartest guy in class... who believed this was the way as well...

Anon
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i used to think that when you had sex, you would stick your dick in a pussy and pee.

Anon
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When I have questions, I consider my mom pretty darn trustworthy. I usually believed a lot of things she would tell me ... and then would proceed to tell others. I didn't understand sex, so I put some ideas together and asked her about it. I asked her if conception occurred after two people peed on each other. Unfortunatley she said, "yes."

ohman.
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when i was really little i asked my mom where i came from and she told me i came from the cabbage patch - like cabbage patch dolls

Anon
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I used to believe that babies all sat on a conveyor belt in heaven: babies of all kinds (humans, turtles, dogs, etc.). Then they drop off into their momma's arms.

Kelci
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I used to believe that an erection was called a 'wallet'.

Anon
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I used to believe that when a woman wanted a child, she'd request one from God. God would then rub his hands together, and with ever circular motion, a baby would grow larger and larger. After the baby was fully complete, he would throw it, from Heaven, in the direction of the woman, where it would be magically put into her stomache.

Taylor
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My ex-girlfriend banned me from drinking coke because she thought it would kill of my sperm off.

I still did when I wasn't with her, but she found out once & got angry with me.

Anon
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When i was younger i believed that when a woman was pregnant she fed the baby through her bellybutton and not throung the umbillical (sorry for the spelling) cord.

never having children...just kidding
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Well up until second grade i thaught babies were made by birds they would fly into your parents room and drop u in a basket!

Bianca
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My best friend's mom liked to amuse herself by giving her two girls imaginitive answers to their questions, such as, the original purpose of the many freeways and overpasses in our city were once made as dinosaur trails and only after they died did people start driving around on them. This habit, incedentally, ruined her credibility when explained the truth about where babies come from to her older daughter, who retorted "nuh-uh, you're making it up." The truth was stranger than fiction.

Krista
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I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant, she fed the baby with a tiny spoon through her belly button.

Marie
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I used to believe that you would go into Wall*Mart and buy a baby for $5.50!

Sam
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My little sister, currently 7, believes that after you eat, if youre hugged by someone then youd automatically be a mother and the hugger was the daddy. the food would just mush up into a baby body until it was ready to come out:D

isabutt
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I used to think a couple would pray to God for a baby and God would make the baby and put it in the woman's tummy until it was ready to come out.

Anon
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When I was really little, I used to think that it really was possible to make a girl from "sugar, spice, and everything nice"...I tried to mix a bunch of sugar, tea leaves, sparkles and candy hearts in our toilet and backed it up so badly that the pipes almost burst..needless to say I was in trouble for the longest time.

Haley
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In first grade, our teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up, and I said a mom. Then one of my classmates said, "eeww! You're going to have sex!". I replied, "You don't have to have sex to be a mom. You can just go get a baby from the hospital. That's where everyone gets theirs."

Rhonda
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