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I used to believe that an erection was called a 'wallet'.
I used to believe that when a woman wanted a child, she'd request one from God. God would then rub his hands together, and with ever circular motion, a baby would grow larger and larger. After the baby was fully complete, he would throw it, from Heaven, in the direction of the woman, where it would be magically put into her stomache.
My ex-girlfriend banned me from drinking coke because she thought it would kill of my sperm off.
I still did when I wasn't with her, but she found out once & got angry with me.
When i was younger i believed that when a woman was pregnant she fed the baby through her bellybutton and not throung the umbillical (sorry for the spelling) cord.
Well up until second grade i thaught babies were made by birds they would fly into your parents room and drop u in a basket!
My best friend's mom liked to amuse herself by giving her two girls imaginitive answers to their questions, such as, the original purpose of the many freeways and overpasses in our city were once made as dinosaur trails and only after they died did people start driving around on them. This habit, incedentally, ruined her credibility when explained the truth about where babies come from to her older daughter, who retorted "nuh-uh, you're making it up." The truth was stranger than fiction.
I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant, she fed the baby with a tiny spoon through her belly button.
I used to believe that you would go into Wall*Mart and buy a baby for $5.50!
My little sister, currently 7, believes that after you eat, if youre hugged by someone then youd automatically be a mother and the hugger was the daddy. the food would just mush up into a baby body until it was ready to come out:D
I used to think a couple would pray to God for a baby and God would make the baby and put it in the woman's tummy until it was ready to come out.
When I was really little, I used to think that it really was possible to make a girl from "sugar, spice, and everything nice"...I tried to mix a bunch of sugar, tea leaves, sparkles and candy hearts in our toilet and backed it up so badly that the pipes almost burst..needless to say I was in trouble for the longest time.
In first grade, our teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up, and I said a mom. Then one of my classmates said, "eeww! You're going to have sex!". I replied, "You don't have to have sex to be a mom. You can just go get a baby from the hospital. That's where everyone gets theirs."
I thought that insertion automatically resulted in pregnancy, 100% of the time. I later refined this to believe that ejaculation while inserted resulted in pregnancy, 100% of the time.
When I was a kid I believed that God made babies on a conveyor belt. And when they were complete, God would poke each baby in the stomach as they were passing by and say, "you're done, you're done." And thats why we all have belly buttons.
When sex was first explained to me, I thought that the man and woman would just fall asleep without any clothes on and hope they rolled into eachother while they were sleeping so they could have a baby.
when i was younger i thought when u had to have a baby all u would have to do is kiss, (guess not).
i used to believe that sex was when you were naked in front of the person you were having it with until about 2 years ago im 21!
i had no idea that sex involved movement till i was 15 (after 2 different sex ed classes) i also didnt know that ejaculation was what cuased the women to get pregnant so i basically thought sex was when a man lied on top of a women and somehow the sperm got magically to the egg i was always very confused when my friends talked about cum and what not then at 15 i discovered porn and everything made so much sense
One day in 5th grade we were having art class and i had to sit next to a girl who was really dumb and beleived anything she was told. so me and my friends decided to play a joke on her. we told her that both girls AND boys could have babies. at first she though we were lieing (i dont know why she wouldn't beleive us, we were truthful lil kids ;-P) she loved to watch Full House so we asked her if she seen the episode where Becky and Jesse had the twins and she said yes so we told her that Becky had one of the babies and Jesse had the other and she was like "Oh yeah i remember that. ur right boys CAN have babies!" she beleived us for years, she also beleives in mermaids! strange lil girl she is!
When I was 4, my Mama said she was going to have a baby. "It's going to be a baby-girl," she said. I replied, "Yeah, I already knew it was going to be a girl. 'Cause Daddy's not having the baby."