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My mom used to say that having children costs a lot of money, so I believed that if you got a baby you' d have to go to the bank and pay money for it...

Paula
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I used to think that a man's sperm swam out through his belly button while he slept and flew through the air in a big cloud to get into his wife's belly.

I was just a bit confused.

SW
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I used to believe the number of kids people had was the number of times they've had sex

Anon
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That children are ordered from catalogues :)
That actors are actually moving behind the TV screen:)
That we can make money whenever we need (Handcraft)
That if someone doesnt know me ... He or she doesnt even exist

Anon
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When I was about 5, my mom told me that I was a pill that she'd swallowed and I grew in her belly and came out the belly button.

Grace
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When I was 2 and my Mum was pregnant with my brother she used to take me with her when she had her check-ups with the nurse.

When the nurse took her blood pressure she used the old-fashioned type thing which you have to pump by hand. I used to think that when she pumped up the machine she was pumping my Mum's tummy up too!!!

Katie M
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When I was young my uncle told my brother and myself that kids came from Sears and if we weren't good he'd return us.

not from sears
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I used to belive that babies came from the sky and then the couple would have to wish upon a star and they would press their bellybuttons and it would come from the sky into their bellybuttonsand then out of their belly buttons and you'd have a babyy

rach
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When I was little, I did what ever little kid does. I asked Mommy and Daddy "where do babies come from?" and of course I get the "a crane drops them off when Mommy and Daddy are ready for a baby." Silly me, I actually believed them until I knew for sure! HAHA!

Stephie.
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I guess my mother had a sense of humor, or maybe she was just a cruel woman with nothing better to do but to torture her first born. In any event, she told me when I was a kid that one day, she was picking her nose, and saw something moving in her booger. She decided for some reason to take care of it, and that moving thing turned out to be me. Imagine believing throughout your childhood that you were nothing but a booger child. I don't know why it didn't occur to me to inspect every booger I ever picked, but thank god I never did that!

Anon
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i used to believe that women give birth to girls & men give birth to boys...

SyL..
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When I was young I used to believe that if a man and a woman slept in my bed together they would become pregnant instantly. Every time my dad had family over, or friends, they used my room as the guest room and I slept on the couch. And every morning when we ate breakfast the couple that were sleeping in my bed would surprise us with the news that they were pregnant. I never wanted to sleep with a male in that bed ever!

Amber
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When I was young.. I used to ask where i came from. My mum would tell me "Mum and Dad made you" This made me to believe that my parents got sent a cardboard box full of all my body parts and a set of instructions and they carefully read the instructions and put me together. (kinda like a robot)

Brooke
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I used to believe that you didn't have to have sex to have a baby. I believed that God would just put the baby in your tummy. I also thought babies came would kick the moms belly so hard that it would burst open and the baby would fly out.

Lisa
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I used to believe that if my mom didn't have me, or gave me away to someone else, the next baby that she would have would be me!

Anon
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I used to believe that men gave birth to baby boys and women only gave birth to girls.

Bewere of the dog/Clodagh
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When i was a child , i asked my mom how i came to the world . She said that she and my dad,was so much in love that i just arrived ! So i thought that when my mom and my dad was in love , it just said : POFF! And i was born!

A Cool Man
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I used to believe that a mans penis was a big sack, and the testicles were little tiny balls about an inch in diameter. The man would open the weiner, and put it in the womans vagina. If they wanted twins, they would put in two balls. Then I asked my parents why they didn't put in two balls, because I wanted a twin. Silly me. They gave me the talk.

more experienced now
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Until my freshman year in high school, I honestly thought that a man would put his baby maker in a woman's "pee hole" and the baby would come out her "poo hole".

Kim Kaluba
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I belived that rituals in a wedding are all that it takes for a baby to be born. My younger sis and I tried it out by following the rituals - well nothing happened :). My elder sis had believed that there is a tiny baby inside you from the day you were born and it grows gradually so that it will be ready to be born after the wedding.

Bhadra
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