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I used to belief that babies came from babies r us.

Honey

When I was 5 years old my sister had a baby and I had asked my parents where babies come from and my daddy told me that you found your baby on a fence post.

Kelly

When I was like 4 I asked my parents where babies came from and they told me that they got me off the clerance rack @ kmart I belived it untill i was 8.

Sam

I was adopted, and always knew that meant I was "chosen" by my parents. Whenever we went to the grocery store, I would put a banana sticker on my forhead and ask "is this how much I cost" It eventually came to me having several stickers on my head at each visit.

Christy

Whenever a T.V. show came on with the topic where do babies come from, I used to think I was the smartest kid casue I knew babies really came from eggs in the Mother's belly.

Jaime

Just before puberty set in, a friend told me that if I was to ever shave my thighs all of my future pregnancy's would miscarry.

Anon

For many years I used to believe that my father had found me crying in a wooden crate close to where he worked. That was his answer when I used to ask where I came from. Then I found out that somehow babies came from the mothers' tummy, so then I used to think that all fat women were going to have babies.

rita

My mom would make statements referring to how much I cost, so I thought that you went to the hospital, looked in the window, picked out a baby and paid for it.

s.b.

When I was young I thought that boy babies came out of their fathers and girl babies came out of their mothers.

Erin

When I was about 4 or 5, I couldn't take my eyes of this lady standing in the queue in the bakers. I wondered why on earth she had a football up her dress.Anyway curiosity eventually got the better of me and I asked her inocently in front of every one. Everyone laughed out loud and the lady said "my dear, it's not a football,it's a BABY!

Arlie

I used to think that having a baby was totally random and the only way to make sure they didn't come was to hold your stomach really tight so there was no room.. Walking around in 4th grade holding your stomach gets tiring after a while.

Bunni

When i was little i thought that the mom's gave birth to the daughters and the dad's gave birth to the sons.

Anon

when i was a kid i used to believe that inside a mummys tummy babies were dressed up in a mac and hat waiting impatiently with their suitcase for the lift to stop at the ground!!!!!!!
Dunno where i got that idea from!!

emance

When I was a little kid, I thought the word "orgasm" was synonymous with having sex. So when my brother asked how you could have more than one baby, I said all the mom and dad have to do is have more than one orgasm. Mom got this cleared up really fast.

Matt

When i was little i used to think people made babies by putting their nipples together

Chiesn

I used to think that people would get married, be married for a few years,then just be pregnant. Then when they didnt want to have anymore babies, you said "NO MORE BABIES!" and it would stop.

Lauren

When I was very young, I used to think you bought babies in shops and if you
did not want them when you got them home,you could take them back.

Anon

I used to believe that when girls became women, they would start producing babies, much like a fruit tree produces fruit. I wondered how a woman's body knows when she is married, and worried that my body may be off, and start producing children before I got married. I went to my mother, and remarked, "I hope I don't have any babies before I get married." My mother responded, " I hope not too." I was the REALLY worried then as I knew it was possible!

Anon

according to my young mind (until 10y/o?)A woman became pregnant by a men urinating in her during sex...phew, I'm glad that's NOT the way it works!

Anon

i am from a very catholic family and thought that people only had babies when they were married. when i was about six my uncle got married in a church, at the end he and my aunt went into another room with the vicar (i now realise it was to sign the marriage license) and i thought that they were going in there to make a baby and the vicar had to be there to help them.

lucy