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My sister, used to believe that penis was called pancreas. We were having a talk and she said 'oh! i thought it was called pancreas!'
When I was younger one of my moms friends was breastfeeding her baby. One day I finally get up the nerve to ask her if milk came out of one side and orange juice out of the other.
When I was little I thought that vaginas were inside-out penises and that they were in the same spot as penises.
i never knew that boys had a penis and once when i accidently went into the boys bathroom and saw a urinal i wondered how they peed. when i got home from school i asked my mom how. then she gave me the birds and bees talk...
I beleived when I was little that I had a special baby hole identical 2 my but hole. I would always bend over backwards infront of the mirror 2 try 2 see it. I never imagined it was the hole that it is
I used to think that if I watered my boobs they would grow. Then one day my older and evil sister told me that wouldn't work - I had to pull them and stretch them. I did BOTH for quite a long time, needless to say, it never worked!
When I was little, I used to think that a girl peed out of her clitoris. Valid, I didn't know that it was called a clitoris, I thought it was a very small penis!
One time my mom told me that babies came from secret holes, and that's how I was born.
people still make fun of me for it.
i used to believe that men had three penises, instead of 1 and two balls
When I was a small child, my brother told me girls were girls because a ninja came when they were just born and chopped off their "weenies".
I don't know why, but i used to think a penis looked exactly like a finger and even had a knuckle.
My devious, corrupt friends and I asked a boy in front of us if he knew what the clitoris was. At first he thought we were joking, and when we wouldn't tell him what it was, he got angry and cried out, "It's not a word, is it?!" He then proceeded to ask the teacher, who gave him a vague technical definition. Still confused, he went to search for it on a map of the United States.
Mind you, this kid was a junior in high school.
I used to believe that women had two vaginas. One for the baby to come out of and one to pee out of. The one that babies came out of was a small hole on the bottom of their stomach. I thought this because one day I asked my mum if babies are born through vaginas, and she said no (I assume she misheard me).
I even shared this newly-found fact with my younger cousins. I was astonished when I found they didn't have a second hole on their stomachs, so I told them "It must grow when you get older". My aunt wasn't very pleased.
I was reading one of my Mum's magazines when I was about 7 and I read a bit about the clitoris.
I of course had no idea what it was at the time. It said that it was the only part of the human body solely there for pleasure and that stroking it brought LOTS of pleasure.
Because it also said it was located near the lips, I concluded that it must be the little dent above the mouth and used to sit stroking it, and was very disappointed when I didn't feel anything!
(PS, Sorry if this is a little too close to the line, there's no offence intended!)
My voice used to be kind of deep for a girl, I'm something of a tomboy, and I've always had swimmer's shoulders, so I started to suspect that the doctor had made a mistake and that I was secretly a boy.
I eventually asked my mother how she knew I wasn't a boy. She wouldn't elaborate any more than, "I just know," so I remained suspicious for quite some time.
when i was a kid i used to believe that girls had teeth inside their vagina and that they would disappear when the girl turned 16. i found out otherwise when i was 14, and my gf at the time was 15 :P
It is so embarassing, but when I was a child, I did not understand how it was possible to make a baby with a penis since I had seen it was rather soft. You knowI I had seen small boys on the beach with no clothes on and so on. So I believed penis had a bone (!!!) inside of it, who made it hard and able to produce babies! That "bone" grew out in the teens I believed, and that was why you had to be an adult to have a baby!
My Grandma always told me when i was small if i didnt eat my pecker would fall off.
I used to believe circumcision was when a boy went to pee in the toilet and his penis would fall apart into pieces and he could only fix it if the doctor sewed it back together.
Up until 8th grade or so I thought penises looked just like hot dog wieners.