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i used to beleive that girls didnt wear braws there boobs were just like that.....
My best friend and I had a talk about pubic hair one day. We were in probubly 5th grade. We wondered why women in movies never had hair. We also thought that there was no way that these women would be on the movie set totally naked. We figured that their husbands must have painted a picture of their areas and then they taped them to their bodies to look naked!
i used to believe that girls had a wee hole and a poo hole and that was it and wen u gave birth it came out ur poo hole i believed dis until yr 6 wen we had sex education!
Until I was 12 years old I thought that boy could control their erections and make their penis erect when they wanted to have sex. So when my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time it was naturally erected. No need to tell you my reaction!
I used to believe that the reason I didn't have a penis is because it fell off and i lost it somewhere. I also thought girls were people with long hair and boys had short hair and so naturally i threw a fit when ever my mom tried to cut my hair because i liked being a girl.
I used to think that there was a hole in a womans private area for each use: one for pee, one for poo, one for sex, one for your period, and one for the baby to come out.
I always knew that if you kicked a guy in the, 'middle',it would really hurt him.I figured that sence females like myself don't have a 'middle',it would not hurt if something hit us in the loins.(And because of an episode of King of the Hill.)
I found out when I was 9 after I crashed my bike and the peddle hit me down there that yes,it does hurt.A lot.
Until I was 13 years old i always thought that only men have pubic hair and that women had smooth skin "down there". Apparently in all the porn I saw all the women shaved and also in the old paintings and sculptures of naked women they never have hair. So one time when I was touching my girlfriend "down there" I felt a bit of hair. You can imagine how shocked I was!
I though Viagra was an allergy medicine. When I mentioned this to my father, he laughed and told me it wasn't. Then, I asked what he was probably hoping I wouldn't... "Well, what is it then?"
After a moment of thinking, he said "Some men's pokey hineys (our name for... male peeing parts) don't work right."
"What's wrong with them?"
Poor dad, he thought the conversation was over! "They're crooked," he said finally, and so I believed him, and not only that, I felt sorry for all the men out there with crooked 'pokey hineys'! Imagine how hard it is to pee like that!
I used to think that penises could move like snakes, and that if I stood in front of a boy in a line or something, then he could stick it in me
When I was 3 year old, I nthought my moms breasts were lights.
I was brought up calling my privates parts- "my privates".
So, image how I reacted at 4 years old when mom and dad told my sister and I that they were sending us to "Private School"! EEEWWW!
For a long time, I thought boys didnt get penises until they were 10 years old. I thought before that, the body had kind of sucked the penises inside, to incubate them until they were ready to fall out. (This was because I had overheard my mother talking about a boy's testicles "dropping" - because he'd hit puberty, but he was 10 at the time, so it was early.)
As for me, I thought I would turn into a boy, so I was waiting for mine to "drop" too, thinking that my vagina was just the wrinkle, where my penis was sucked in.
I used to think that parents chose the gender of their child when 'it' was born. They were all born with penises, and if they wanted it to be a girl, they could simply push the penis in and it would leave the hole... and when it grew, the breasts puffed out because of more space being taken up inside.
One day when I was about 4 I walked into a room where my mom was breast feeding my new born brother and my moms friend was with her. I had the belief that a girl could choose what she wanted to have in her breasts. I had thought about the possiblities and as i entered the room and said proudly "when I get older I am going to have big boobs and they will have chocolate milk in them!!"
my mom and her friend immediately started laughing and I was completely embarrassed and later my mom explained things to me.
My friend got caught masturbating by his mum when he was 11. She told him that if he did it again, his penis would fall off in the night. He isn't very bright and, unsurprisingly, he believed her. It took me almost six weeks to convince him otherwise and i'll never let him live it down!
I used to believe girls had a penis too, it just that theirs were farther back near their butt which is why girls had to sit down to pee and poo.
when i was young and just started first school i told my mum that i was worried my penis was broken because it occasionly stick out and go hard (erection) she just laughed and assured me it wasnt broken.
I remember when a friend of mine and I were flipping through a handbook and we came across an illustration of the human skeleton. He said, "That must be a girl, there is no peter." (penis)
(I thought he was right)
When I was about 8 I didn't know what sex was exactly. I didn't know about orgasms or that sex made babies for that matter! I had seen my mom naked before and I knew that girls had hair down there. I always said to myself that I wanted the girl's panties to be on when I had sex because I didn't want to have to touch that icky hair!