sex: rude bits

when i was young and just started first school i told my mum that i was worried my penis was broken because it occasionly stick out and go hard (erection) she just laughed and assured me it wasnt broken.

I remember when a friend of mine and I were flipping through a handbook and we came across an illustration of the human skeleton. He said, "That must be a girl, there is no peter." (penis)
(I thought he was right)

When I was about 8 I didn't know what sex was exactly. I didn't know about orgasms or that sex made babies for that matter! I had seen my mom naked before and I knew that girls had hair down there. I always said to myself that I wanted the girl's panties to be on when I had sex because I didn't want to have to touch that icky hair!

I remember trying to describe my vaginal itch as a little kid (4 or 5 maybe) as 'little ladies in high heels walking around'.

My family managed to keep a straight face, even after I named the women and would talk to them whenever the vaginal itch came back.

Until I was 13, I believed that the instant a boy got aroused he would spray semen everywhere. In swim class, I refused to get close to the boys (who everyone could see were suddenly very interested in us girls in our bathing suits...) just in case they sprayed at me.

well i had a friend who saw a statue that had a fig leaf where its provate should be and then one day in teh fall i said to her "isnt it neat how teh leaves fall off of trees?" and she replied" yeah, but i feel bad for guys! their privates fall off cause theyre leaves too!" we never let her live it down!

In 5th grade we had to watch a video about puberty, but only for our gender. The video was very unclear and I thought that wet dreams ment that boys started to wet the bed again as they got older.

Having never seen a naked man except for statues, I believed their private parts were shaped like a leaf. Needless to say, I was quite surprised to find out I was mistaken.

When I was little, I used to believe that when you turned into a grown-up you had to have boobs and makeup. (I am a girl). When I started puberty...I had no clue about pubic hair. Unfortunately my older brother Chase said that you only grow hair there when a boy likes you and wants to kiss you or when you are about to die. When I was 12 I started sprouting pubic hair and I just found out at school. I ran into the nurses room and I yelled: I DONT WANT TO DIE. The nurse looked confused and then I told her everything. She said, no silly you only grow hair there when you are ready for the talk. Then she told me everything. I was so stunned and when I walked home I told my brother what happened. He had his boxers on. I said YOU HAVE A PENIS??!?!?!? He sarcastically said no, because my friends were there. I rolled my eyes and said he did, then we had an argument. Then he finally said PROVE IT. so I did, I pulled down his boxers and my friends and I saw EVERYTHING he was 14.

When I was in second grade we were learning about octopus. We all had to write 3 sentences on what we liked about octopus. when it was my turn I proudly said: I like how they ink to protect themselves. I also like that they eat with their eyes. And i love their big wiggly tesitcles. I really meant to say tenticles.

When I was about 8 years old, and having just gone swimming in the cold lake (which we lived right next to), I went to the bathroom and noticed that my penis and testicles had shrunk CONSIDERABLY. I guess I hadn't really paid much attention to my penis before that age, since I didn't know that after cold swims male testicles tend to shrink up (which of course is a biolgoical function to keep them the right temperature).

Anyhow, when I saw my shrunken penis and testicles, I was absolutely mortified that my penis was going to disappear and that I was turning into a girl. I didn't say anything but I remember praying that I wasnn't going to turn into a girl.

After a few weeks I realized my penis was back to it's normal size and I wasn't turning into a girl.

My older sister always complained that she hated her big boobs and told me that I would hate them. So that scared me alot! She told me that if i wanted to prevent boobs, whenever I go to sleep I would sleep on my tummy cross my arms over my chest to squish my boobs from ever coming out. It worked! I am as flat as board and I never have to complain about the pain or buying any bras yay!

I once saw a guy after he was playing a long game of volleyball... He was quite sweaty and the cloth his shorts were made of got dark if wet... His crotch area was darker... I honestly believed that that was the first time I saw a man "cum"...

When I was a little girl, I thought that my clitoris was a carrot piece or a pea that had gotten stuck there. I used to try to lean down and bite it off.. imagine my relief when I learned what it was that I never made it down that far!

When i was younger (7 or 8) i went to the cinema with my mum. we were in the bathroom and as the door had no lock on it she asked me to hold it shut for her. i accidentally let go of the door as my mum was inserting a tampon. i thought this was a condom and the next day told everyone that i had seen my mum having sex with herself in the toilet

when i was little i wished i had boobs like my mom so in the bath every time i had a toy watering can and filled it with water and watered my chest and said they would grow to be like moms...well mom said yea they would so i kept on doing it...guess wat it didnt work!