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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)

— Bootlebat

When I was little I overheard older kids taking about "pubi-cares" (as I heard it). I thought it was some sort of medicine for teenagers!!

— rbj

my nephew (6 yrs old) came up to me last week and said, "do you know why girls don't have penis'?". i asked him why, and he said, "grandpa told me it's 'cause they played with them too much and they fell off!"

is that what happened to mine? j/k

— chris' aunt

When i was little, it that females old and young had breasts. Then i took a bath with my female cousin. I saw she didn't have boobs. I figured she must be a mutant.

Anon

I used to think vaginas were much higher up, near where the belly button of a woman would be. Of course, i was only about 5 at the time

— bernard the carrot

I know somebody who didn't know what testicles were until she was in the 7th grade

— I feel sorry for poor, naive, little Whitney

I thought that since every one called thier privates different names, they must look different.i got this logic b/c if i walked up to a total strager, pionted at my hand and said"wazzat" they'd say hand cuz' hands looked the same. i also believed that if they didn't answer when i asked what they call their privates, that they didn't have any, couldnt wee-wee, and therefore, were smart,yet dumb, robots.
Smart,huh?

— steph(14)

my younger cousin has strange interests and one is breasts. One day we were playign truth or dare so he dared me to show him my "boobies". I was like "Hell no!'' We always kept this to ourselves since then so on my birthday(20) we were on a walk and i brought it up. He said,"At the time you were the only cousin that had them and i wanted to see if they were real." He was 9 that day!

— Kimmir

when I was about seven I was sitting on the grass after swimming in our pool with my friend Jerry. He had on swim trunks and the way he was sitting I could see inside the leg holes. I was stunned and looked away quickly.

Later that day some girl friends of mine were talking about boys physical characteristics and I took them to the front of my house where we had a hose connector that had space for two hoses on it, one above and one below.

I told them all that I had seen that boys have two pee-pees, one above and one below, as a spare, just like the hose hookup.

No one believed me. Let's just say that later in life the mystery unfolded.

Anon

I used to think that a guy's...er.. thing :P was made up of several..lined up..stacked...in one long line of balls.. yeah..idk!

Anon

My sister had just got the grasp about the difference between girls and boys and that some parts of the body change when you get older - girls grow breasts and men get larger penises.
We stood in line at the post office when a very tall man came in - and she said loud and clear: "Do you think that man has an elephant penis?"

— Trine from Norway

When I was little, my father played a funny joke on me...... He told me that women got milk in their breasts when they became mums, and that men got coffee in them....... I thought so until I was around 9 years old......*lol*

— Trine from Norway

when i 6, me and my friend decided pull down our pants & underwear and show our penises. he went first and whe he showed it i said how come you gots a macaroni over your penis? he said that was his penis and i said no and slapped him. i later learned that he just wasn't circumsiced yet.

— k

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My mother ask me "What is difference from boys and girls?" and I said "Girls have teeth!" I thought that was the right answer before I learned otherwise

— A. Nonymous

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I used to think my grandmother had two, shall we say, back ends. I didn't realize the second one was cleavage.

Anon

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When I war around 5 or 6 years old, I used to believe that black boys had a white penis, just like mine.

— Jesse

When I was 10 I thought you could put butter on your to make your breast grow]. But it is not true!!!

Anon

When I was about 5 or 6, my three older brothers were telling me that Yellow-5 makes your penis shrink. Well, everyone, including my mom drank a lot of Mountain Dew. Everyone except me. Anyway, Mountain Dew has Yellow-5 in it, so one time, in the car, my brothers were telling me that, and I turn to my mom and say, "So is that why you're a girl?"

— Adam

i used to belive that a man 4 sex stuck his head up a woman's vagina!stupid me!tee hee!

— Jennifer Crystal

when i was little my cousin told me that if u squeezed ur boobs they would get bigger. so until i was 10 id squeeze my boobs

Anon

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I used to believe that when I firsdt started getting erections that it was becasue i had to go pee and my penis filled up wiht urine....

Anon

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