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My sister had just got the grasp about the difference between girls and boys and that some parts of the body change when you get older - girls grow breasts and men get larger penises.
We stood in line at the post office when a very tall man came in - and she said loud and clear: "Do you think that man has an elephant penis?"
When I was little, my father played a funny joke on me...... He told me that women got milk in their breasts when they became mums, and that men got coffee in them....... I thought so until I was around 9 years old......*lol*
when i 6, me and my friend decided pull down our pants & underwear and show our penises. he went first and whe he showed it i said how come you gots a macaroni over your penis? he said that was his penis and i said no and slapped him. i later learned that he just wasn't circumsiced yet.
My mother ask me "What is difference from boys and girls?" and I said "Girls have teeth!" I thought that was the right answer before I learned otherwise
I used to think my grandmother had two, shall we say, back ends. I didn't realize the second one was cleavage.
When I war around 5 or 6 years old, I used to believe that black boys had a white penis, just like mine.
When I was 10 I thought you could put butter on your to make your breast grow]. But it is not true!!!
When I was about 5 or 6, my three older brothers were telling me that Yellow-5 makes your penis shrink. Well, everyone, including my mom drank a lot of Mountain Dew. Everyone except me. Anyway, Mountain Dew has Yellow-5 in it, so one time, in the car, my brothers were telling me that, and I turn to my mom and say, "So is that why you're a girl?"
i used to belive that a man 4 sex stuck his head up a woman's vagina!stupid me!tee hee!
when i was little my cousin told me that if u squeezed ur boobs they would get bigger. so until i was 10 id squeeze my boobs
I used to believe that when I firsdt started getting erections that it was becasue i had to go pee and my penis filled up wiht urine....
i used to believe that there was a stork that gave you your little baby
Until the 4th grade I believed that a vagina was called a "virginia". No wonder my geography teacher was so confused when I asked why we had a state named after a body part.
I was told when I was 10 by a friend that if I didn't have sex before I was 13 y penis would fall off!
Now I know that ain't true, as I'm 18 and I've "done it" twice!
When my son was 7 he asked about the "big Q-TIP" in the Drs office. I had to explain that it was for women to get checked in their privates for cancer. He looked concerned for a second then loudly exclaimed "OW". I then realized that he thought women had only 2 holes like boys and so I told him we have 3. 1 to poop from, 1 to pee from, and 1 to have babies from. He digested that information for a minute then asked "do you think dad knows?" After almost wrecking the car I was driving from laughing so hard he looked at me and said " I am glad you told me cause I would hate to be having sex and slip and she looks at me and says 'WHAT are you doing?'" Had to pull over after that.
Thanks to my sister, our family word for female private parts was tuffet.......due to her misunderstanding a particular nursery rhyme......!
Once I finally understood that the penis had to be hard before entering a woman's vagina, I just figured that a grown man ALWAYS had an erect penis. That's what happened when a boy went through puberty--he got his "permanent" erection.
(This is so stupid) When I was younger, I used to belive, for women if you wanted breast you would have to go to a place and have them pulled out for/or, you would wake up one day and they would be fully grown.
I used to think that a blow job was when a woman literally "blew" on a man's penis. I thought men liked that.
i used to think if u touched ur butt ur penis would fall off!!!!!