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My sister had just got the grasp about the difference between girls and boys and that some parts of the body change when you get older - girls grow breasts and men get larger penises.
We stood in line at the post office when a very tall man came in - and she said loud and clear: "Do you think that man has an elephant penis?"

Trine from Norway
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When I was little, my father played a funny joke on me...... He told me that women got milk in their breasts when they became mums, and that men got coffee in them....... I thought so until I was around 9 years old......*lol*

Trine from Norway
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when i 6, me and my friend decided pull down our pants & underwear and show our penises. he went first and whe he showed it i said how come you gots a macaroni over your penis? he said that was his penis and i said no and slapped him. i later learned that he just wasn't circumsiced yet.

k
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My mother ask me "What is difference from boys and girls?" and I said "Girls have teeth!" I thought that was the right answer before I learned otherwise

A. Nonymous
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I used to think my grandmother had two, shall we say, back ends. I didn't realize the second one was cleavage.

Anon
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When I war around 5 or 6 years old, I used to believe that black boys had a white penis, just like mine.

Jesse
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When I was 10 I thought you could put butter on your to make your breast grow]. But it is not true!!!

Anon
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When I was about 5 or 6, my three older brothers were telling me that Yellow-5 makes your penis shrink. Well, everyone, including my mom drank a lot of Mountain Dew. Everyone except me. Anyway, Mountain Dew has Yellow-5 in it, so one time, in the car, my brothers were telling me that, and I turn to my mom and say, "So is that why you're a girl?"

Adam
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i used to belive that a man 4 sex stuck his head up a woman's vagina!stupid me!tee hee!

Jennifer Crystal
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when i was little my cousin told me that if u squeezed ur boobs they would get bigger. so until i was 10 id squeeze my boobs

Anon
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I used to believe that when I firsdt started getting erections that it was becasue i had to go pee and my penis filled up wiht urine....

Anon
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i used to believe that there was a stork that gave you your little baby

Anon
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Until the 4th grade I believed that a vagina was called a "virginia". No wonder my geography teacher was so confused when I asked why we had a state named after a body part.

Sarah
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I was told when I was 10 by a friend that if I didn't have sex before I was 13 y penis would fall off!

Now I know that ain't true, as I'm 18 and I've "done it" twice!

Anon
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When my son was 7 he asked about the "big Q-TIP" in the Drs office. I had to explain that it was for women to get checked in their privates for cancer. He looked concerned for a second then loudly exclaimed "OW". I then realized that he thought women had only 2 holes like boys and so I told him we have 3. 1 to poop from, 1 to pee from, and 1 to have babies from. He digested that information for a minute then asked "do you think dad knows?" After almost wrecking the car I was driving from laughing so hard he looked at me and said " I am glad you told me cause I would hate to be having sex and slip and she looks at me and says 'WHAT are you doing?'" Had to pull over after that.

Chris' mom
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Thanks to my sister, our family word for female private parts was tuffet.......due to her misunderstanding a particular nursery rhyme......!

Anon
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Once I finally understood that the penis had to be hard before entering a woman's vagina, I just figured that a grown man ALWAYS had an erect penis. That's what happened when a boy went through puberty--he got his "permanent" erection.

Ouch.

Joey
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(This is so stupid) When I was younger, I used to belive, for women if you wanted breast you would have to go to a place and have them pulled out for/or, you would wake up one day and they would be fully grown.

Chissy
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I used to think that a blow job was when a woman literally "blew" on a man's penis. I thought men liked that.

Anon
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i used to think if u touched ur butt ur penis would fall off!!!!!

What was i thinking
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