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I thought that masturbating was when you saw a boys private parts!!! LOL
When my brother was little my dad took him to the zoo.... When they went to donkey enclosure my brother proceeded to say (very loudly) Dad! There's an elephant inside that donkey! What he believed to be seeing I guess whas an elepants trunk coming from the donkeys belly (this was a boy donkey)
When i was younger i beleved that boys "cocks" (willies) were all slimy so that there hands got all wet and slimy whn then peed ;o
When I was in preschool, I believed that a man's penis looked exactly like our (a girl's) tnogue. So, logically, I thought that since we don't have penises where boys do, I figured we have one in our mouth instead.
I believed that if a boy had his doodle cut off, he would die.
That's why they were so protective of them and screamed in pain if they were injured in the groin.
I consider myself pretty well educated on the subject of periods, and the basics of sex. But up until I was 16 or 17, I believed that both the pee and the period came out the same 'hole' (that is, the area where your pee comes out)!
It wasn't until I chanced a look down there that I discovered the vulva 'lips', and freaked out! Needless to say my Mum thought it was very funny when I told her worriedly, and set me straight as to where the period actually left my body (and of course where the penis actually goes during sex)!
My grandson is 5 yrs.old, he likes to run around naked after his bath to be chased and caught. I convinced him there is a pecker ferry. If he didn't cover up or put on underware right away i would call the pecker ferry to come and pull it off. It works great!!
I remember that I used to think that all penis's were the same size until I saw my stepdads' goods when I accidentally walked in on him getting out of the shower! I was horrified by the site and thought surely this hurt my mom terribly. So every time I heard noises from their room I would cry and cry thinking he was hurting her. Now I know the truth!!
Through the ages of 5 to 12 I must of misunderstood my mother because instead of saying vagina I would say pajama(not sure if I spelled that right, you know like PJs?). It wasn't until a sex edication video that I learned I was saying it wrong for so many years. Hehe
One day I went to the zoo with my parents and we stopped by the petting zoo to see the pigs. I soon got severly confused and pointed out that those larger pigs had eggs on there stomachs. ( They were male) They didn't correct this mistake so for a while i figured that pigs laid eggs that grew on their butts and fell off when they were "ripe".
A few weeks before my 5th birthday my mom asked me what i wanted to have.She said i could have anything i wanted. And i knew what i wanted.I wanted the penis of my 3 years older brother.So i asked for it(my brother was in the same room).My mother said that it was impossible.I asked her why,and told her we could cut it off with a pair of scissors and then glue it on my body.I thought that it was possible... and everybody could change their sex if they just found somebody to switch with.My brother was turning all white,so I told him that he neednīt worry, he could have my vagina.My mom said that that was not the right present for me and she would think of something else.I was angry for weeks and didnt talk to her.
When I was a very young male child, I'd never seen a nude female body, so, until the age of 9, I'd assumed that all human females had only one hole for all the 4 functions.
I used to think that the testicles were the center of the nervous system in males, and thats why it hurt so bad to get hit there. I thought itthey were just big balls of nerves.
While I always knew the physical differences between boys and girls, until age 9 or so I thought that penises/testicles were strictly to distinguish boys from girls when they were born.
My friend once told me that if you masturbate a lot you get "sexier" and get a bigger penis and balls. I believed him (we were about 10 or 11). Since then we both used to masturbate as often as we could thinking we'd get bigger and sexier genitals. How I wish it was true!
I used to see women on TV with breasts and think about how funny they looked. I hoped and wished and prayed that I would never grow those weird looking things, because it would be really embarrassing. I remember this was a recurring theme from ages 5-10.
Unfortunately, I got my wish. I take it back! :(
when i was small, after i realised what women had down below and kinda knew what it looked like, i still didnt really know what it was for! i thought it was a crack that their pee would leak from and that they had to use pads to soak it up. i also thought the pads stuck onto the vagina instead of onto the underwear!
i remember i started playing with myself at a very young age and, probably like a lot of guys, discovered masturbation before i was able to produce semen. i found it very addictive because it felt nice, but you could imagine my surprise when i DID start to produce that stuff, i didnt know what it was and i was afriad to do it again! all my friends in school eventually start talking about masturbation but never mentioned anything like that happening and i thought i was after breaking my penis by doing it too much! haha
As embarrassing as this is... until I had my first child (I am now 25) I did not know that I had a "pee hole" and a "vaginal hole". I always though they were one and the same. I have never in my life had the sex talk with anyone, and all my friends are men.
To further my dismay; I just had my first orgasm a year ago! I have been with my husband since I was 14 so I guess I am still naive about this stuff ;p I wonder what else I will find out? LOL--
I discovered masturbation quite by accident when I was 6. My mom always told me to rinse my privates well when I bathed so I wouldn't get an infection from leaving soap behind. I rinsed so well with a hand shower one day, I had an orgasm! I had no idea what happened, but I believed if I kept doing it every day that my girl parts would grow into a penis. How lovely it would be to be able to pee standing up! I masturbated every day after that until I was in junior high school.