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Met a man who thought every woman could give milk, whenever, wherever.
I remember watching George of the Jungle with my older cousin (a girl) when I (a boy) was very young, and I asked her why George had boobs. She hesitated for a moment, then told me it was because he had long hair. For years I believed that I could grow boobs by growing my hair out. Of course, I never wanted to 'cause then I'd be a girl!
I also, like many other young boys, believed that girls had penises too.
As a kid, I always thought that the space between a woman's breasts were the second place from where she could throw out solid waste.
My older brother told me that when girls are born their testicles migrate up to their sides. That's why they don't like it when you pinch/tickle them there.
When I was a little girl my older sister would tell me lies for a kick. She once told me that eating cantalope would make my breasts grow, and i being the tomboy i was, i didn't touch the fruit again until i was about ten when my mom told me it wasn't not true. :-P
I used to believe that an erection only occured after a male was married and that it was a permanent thing.
When I was about 10, I was told that I had to pull my foreskin back in order to clean my penis properly. At that time, I had some problems doing that, so every day I tried and managed to pull it back a little bit more. I remember being very worried because I thought that my glans would fall to the floor if I pulled my foreskin back too much! I thought it wasn’t connected to the penis at all...
I used to believe that my balls were from me swallowing two marbles
When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.
I used to think that when got married, your penis got erect and stayed that way until you died. Imagine my surprise when I got an erection.
when my younger brother was born 6 years ago i thought he has somthing wrong with him because i did not no boys had sacks as well as willys also when i was born my older brother of 6 years thought there was somthing wrong with me as i did not have a willy my mom had to explain boys and girls are diffrent
When I was in 2nd Grade, I thought boobs was the vagina. When I was smaller, I thought that the womans breasts were pillows for babies. Weird.
One night when i was 6 my Mum and Sister came to tuck me in for bed. "Do babies come from your boobies?" I asked. They just laughed at me but I couldn't think of what other use they had!
I used to belive (im a boy) that girls had penises(cant spell)too my parents just said they were boy parts and girl parts.
I used to think that I would grow a penis 9from my clitoris)when I hit puberty and thats what happened when you got a period, becasue there would be a lot of blood and once a month your penis would grow a bit more and cause you to bleed. So, I had some major penis envy. Well, thats nothing, my neighbor (a boy) wanted a vagina so he'd tuck it between his legs when I came over. I thought it was weird and eventualy grew to hate him. The weird part? This kid seems to be fairly normal today. Imagine that.
When I was very young, I used to believe that women's breasts stood out because they had bones in the middle of them.
A few years ago well when i was little like 3 or something anyway.. i used to have to take baths with myolder brother and one night we were in there and i started crying my mom ran in wondering what was rong and i said "it's a snake" all my mom did was look at me and laugh
when i was like 8 or 9 my bestfriend told that if u pulled on my boobs under hot water in the shower that they would grow bigger than my moms. my mom is small chested so i didnt want to be like her. now i look back and see how dumb i was.
I never knew that girls had 3 holes till feb 2006 when i was watching discovery health birth shows.......im a 13 yr old girl
when i was 5 ,i thought penis' were shaped like an elephants trunk,so i was really scared of sex.