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I thought making out meant trying to see something (because of how people say "I can't quite make that out" or whatever)

Bootlebat
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When I was a kid I heard on the news that Tom Green only had one ball. (I found out much later this was because of cancer.)

At the time I assumed that the number of testicles a boy had varied. I guessed that they most commonly had 1-3. I believed this until about seventh grade.

Anon
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I used to believe that a girl was a girl and a boy was a boy because of the type of underwear they wore. Needless to ay, I had an 'accident' in school and the nurse only had boys underwear. All day I could feel 'things' growing down there!

Anon
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When my brother was little, he saw another boy naked in a locker room at a swimming pool. My brother is circumcised, and the other boy wasn't. My brother said to our mom, "His penis is all wrong!" She had to explain to him.

Anon
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When I was little, my mom used the word "tutti' to describe private parts. I was disgusted and very confused when I heard of tutti frutti jelly beans and when the show Oswald has a tutti frutti tree..

Anon
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I used to believe like girls, boys had to cover up their chest too. I dont usually pay attention to boys at pools and stuff like that so i just think they have a top too. Once when i was watching a movie and it showed a topless man i yelled out "MOMMY THEIR SHOWING A MANS PRIVATES!!!" Then she finally set me straight lol. I was about 6.

A proud women
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I used to think that women had penises, but that they were just hairier than mens'.

Ameeratron
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I used to think that testicles were sacks of pee, and a man squeezed them in order to "go".

ouch
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I used to believe that animal tails were the same as human penises. Not in determining gender, but in that I thought animals peed out of the tips of their tails. (So I guess I thought a human penis was a tail)

Anon
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As my mother told me when I was a very little, that girls don't have a penis... I took that literally, thinking that they just lacked the penis but had a single pair of balls there instead.

I used to think they peed standing up out of "pee holes" in there balls. gross eh?

It wasn't till I was about 8 and saw a kid running round naked on the beach when I asked my mother... "mommy, why doesn't she have a pair balls"

Anon
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When my mom tried to tell me and my sisters about sex she claimed that if you have too much sex your vagina will fall off.

Kelly
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When I was a kid I heard, "His penis reached his belly button". I thought it meant that there was this ridge above the actual penis that extended up to the belly button. Sort of like a Klingon brow ridge. Obviously, I am a girl.

Anon
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I grew up with pets in the house. One afternoon I decided to ask my Aunt Mary if she was spayed.

Anon
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When i was like 6 I heard a male friend say they had been hit in the nuts. I therefore assumed that male or female, if you got hit in the lower privates that they had been hit in the "nuts". My dad was quite to surprised to hear his little girl exclaim that she had been hit in the "nuts"...

Innocence...
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when i was about 3, i remember playing in my grans wading pool naked. she told me if i played with my penis it would fall off... this was apparently the reason why mum didnt have a penis.

i reminded her about this conversation recently and she denied having said it.

Anon
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I used to believe that boys and girls had the same parts under their clothes...until I saw my brother come out of the shower. I was confused for months.

Anon
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My sister didn't understand penises and vaginas when she was little. When she saw my dad coming out of the shower without any clothes on she yelled "Dad, you're pooping!!!"

Anon
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When I was about 7 or 8 years old, my next-door neighbor (about 13 at the time) tried to explain sex to me. Unfortunately, he gave me a very poorly worded description of a hymen by saying, "when a girl first has sex, a bone in her vagina breaks, and it hurts really bad." Of course, my inexperienced mind immediately assumed there was a cage of bones, like a ribcage, inside every woman's vagina. I had trouble understanding this anyway, so when I learned the truth several years later, it was a relief :) .

Bony
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When I was 3, I used to think that "dawdling" was touching your private area. So my mom would say "Stop dawdling! We gotta go! " I would get upset and say "I'm not touching my wee wee!"

Amanda
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I used to believe that womens breasts was actually called apples.

Cailynn
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