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When i was little I used to think my penis was made out of silly putty and used to press it onto the sunday paper....while my dad was reading it.
I used to think that when I got an erection my penis had filled up with urine and I had to go to the washroom
When my mom was a child durring the early years of puberty she and some of her friends thought that they could could get bigger boobs by pumping their arms in the air like a cheerleader would with pompoms. They even came up with a cheer to say while doing it. "We Must, We Must, We Must Have Bust!!!"
When I was really little I used to think girls had a little penis and it would grow into a normal one.
I also thought my dad's penis was a wart,
I use to believe that a boys willies only got erect when they want sex.
I have a sister 3 years older than me. As a small child my parents stopped me from 'playing with myself' by telling me that "If you do that too much it will drop off. Look what happened to your sister!", for years I thought that all girls were ex boys that couldn't stop themselves.
until i turned 12, i thought girls only had two holes, one for peeing and one for pooping. I knew that the girls private part was called a vagina and I thought thats where pee came out.
My daughter Chelsie and I were taking a shower when she was 4, she asked me what that was and I said " The dead tree branch!" Then she asked me what momma had and I told her which led to this 3 years later. As we were watching a TV show on the female anatomy they were showing each part of the womens reproductions organs, she would ask "whats that?" I would say "filopian tubes" Chelsie "whats that?" Pat "eggs" etc. etc. etc. then it got to the extremities of the womes body and Chelsie asked "Whats that?" again I said this was the "womens vagina" she was quiet for a second then turned to me and yelled "nut-uh, dad you told me that was thg big black hole!" Needless to say my wife was pissed. Who'd think she woulda remembered something 3 years later.
When I was in high school, this saying was going around:
Life is like a prick
when it is soft you can't beat it
when it is hard you get screwed.
I didn't get it. I had only seen my boyfriend's penis when it was hard (erect) right before we had sex. I didn't know what soft was, or that beat meant masturbate.
I never let on though, I was too embarassed.
I thought that breasts would get bigger by blowing air through the nipple
I use to believe that a boy could make his willy go hard when ever he wanted.
I use to believe and did until my late teens that a boy's willy had bones in it, like the bones in a backbone.
When I was in elementary (about 2-3rd grade), my classmate and I were talking about penises and one of them said that once you get really old your penis will shrink until it disappears. So after hearing that story, most of us believed that our Granpa's just have long sagging balls.
When I was like 6 I saw the hooters sign. There was an owl on it with big eyebrows. And I thought that was what hooters were; eyebrows. So later that night I walked up to my dad and said "LOOK I CAN MOVE MY HOOTERS" when I was really just moving my eyebrows..... my sister won't let me live that one down and that was like 7 years ago....
When I was little, I went to a clinic and accidentally misread the information on the poster there. So, after that I came to think that women get "big boobs" (as compared to having no chest at all) only after they give birth to a baby and breastfeed him or her. For some time I went around looking at womens' chests and "knowing" whether they already had children or not.
When I was little, I used to think that girls didn't have any gentals, just a hole for pee to come out. Then I got a sister and saw that girls had vulvas.
when i was little i didn't know guys had balls i thought they just had a penis so once i saw a dude naked i thought he had 3 penises
when my mother was breastfeeding my sister, i thought that boobies were milk cartons
Once my aunt told me that if I was a bad boy, they would send me to the Oscar Meyer plant. She said that is where the cut off boy penises to make hot dogs. I believed her. I never liked that aunt very much.
When I was little I thought that my big brother had a penis and I didn't, NOT because he was a boy and I was a girl, but because he was older. I thought I would later grow a penis (and that everyone did when they got old enough). For a long time I thought that whenever I pooped, THAT meant that I was trying to grow my penis, or at least that it was the growing penis inside oof me pushing the poopoo out!