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As twisted as this sounds, I was young and naturally very curious. Whenever others would use the term "balls" to refer to a guy's testicles, I was never aware of what testicles actually were, but that his penis was an arrangement of 3 small balls ... kind of the same idea as a snowman.
It looked this this: ooo
I used to belive that clitoris was pronounced "clee-o-tor-is". I also believed that vagina was pronounced "vuh-gee-nuh". i'm a guy. oooops...
As one of my chores, I had to fold clothes. When I was younger, I thought the hole in my brothers' underwear was a place to hold an icepack if they got hit in the balls.
I used to believe that a woman had 3 body openings: The anus, the "pussy," and the vagina. The vagina was between the other 2, and was where the people "did it" and where the baby came out.
Until I was about ten and saw my first live penis, (a baby), I thought that a penis was shaped like a fig leaf. Since all the pictures I saw of statues, etc, the penis is covered by a fig leaf!
When I was a kid, I used to believe I was a born a boy but the doctors cut my penis off, making me into a girl.
I thought a nickname for women's breasts was "standards" because I was a little kid standing in the lunch line at school and I hear a high school girl talking about how her neckline wasn't down to her standards yet.
i used to believe that every one was born with a penis, including girls, and girls had to chop it off when they wanted to become moms and have sex.
When I was at nursery school, they had one of those dolls, the ones that you would give water to and then they would urinate. This particular one was a male, and as a result, had male genitalia. As a three year old girl, I had no idea what these were, and believed the doll had swallowed its tonsils.
When I was young, around 7, my Dad warned me that if I played with my penis it would eventually turn black and fall off. Well, he was a recently-retired nurse, and I had absolutely no reason to disbeleive him - he'd given me tons of information on the human body already. Of course this was completely and totally untrue. However, I beleived it for a long time, and didn't really discover masturbation until I was thirteen, after I managed to convince myself that it was a lie. Actually, in his mind, he wasn't lying to me - I asked my Dad about it and he said he really beleived it, as a kid and still today.
He's 70 years old. For his entire life, ALL SEVENTY YEARS OF IT, he truly and totally beleived that masturbation would cause penises to turn black and fall off. He's probably never masturbated in his life.
The thing is, though, it was probably because he was raised in a family that were very likely prudes. I guess we can't really blame him. Still funny, though!
When I was a little girl I read a poem that talked about a woman and her 'baubles'. I didn't know what baubles were so I assumed they were her breasts. Even now that I am grown and know the truth, I still affectionately think of them as my baubles.
I used to believe that pinocchio lived inside people and that boys were liars because pinocchio's nose would grow so long that it would hang outside their bodies. (Now I know what a penis is) I thought girls always told the truth because they didn't have a long nose thingy, 'penis'. How wrong was I!
I used to think that movie stars didn't have penises and vaginas because they were too rich, beautiful, and too good to have something that looked so weird. Especially when it does gross stuff like weeing, ejaculating, having sex, and growing black hair.....
When I was little, I knew nothing of pubic hair. Then one day I was in the public showers at a water-park and there was an older guy who had a massive bush. His forest was so terribly overgrown, all you could see was the tip of his penis sticking out of the giant ball of fur. I thought he was some kind of freak and I wanted to get out of there as soon as possible.
This trauma must've stuck in the back of my subconciousness through the years, because as an adult I take the necessary precautions to avoid such a fate.
When i was about 4 i went to the park and this girl was dancing about. she came up to me and said if you dont eat peas your winky wont grow. I was confused i thought a winky was something you done with your eyes
When I was younger my Dad told me when a baby was born the Mummy and Daddy got to choose if they wanted a girl or a boy. Every baby was born with a willy and if they wanted a girl the doctors pushed it in!
I used to believe that having vaginas always hurt because there is a split right down the middle. I believed this until I discovered my own vagina, and that I was in no pain. What a strange belief!
when i was a little tot like 3 or 4 i used to think a peenus was acualty called a weener.
when i was a kid i thought ladies have also a penny like a man and that is situated their hip.
As a result of helping my mom change my baby brother's diapers when I was three, I somehow reasoned that the entire purpose of a boy's penis was to help the doctor tell if a baby was a boy or a girl, which was important because the parents would have to know that in order to decide what to name it and what kinds of clothes to buy. I believed this until I learned about "the birds and the bees" when I was eleven - it was certainly a shock.