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I used to believe that only men had hair anywhere on their body (besides their head). I still remember my confusion the first time I saw a picture of a naked lady in a girlie magazine when I was eight or nine. I thought her bush looked like something a man should have!
When I was young I once saw my baby sister bathe and asked my mom why didnt she too have big breasts like mom. Mom told me she was a baby and her breasts had not grown yet. Being a boy I didnt bother to ask mom why I didnt have them because I knew only girls had the breasts.
SO one day while mom was changing her nappy I was really amamzed to find out that her uriniary organ had not grown too, comparing it to mine she didnt have one. And so very innocently I told mom, look her Pee has not grown too, I know why , because she is young.
when i was little .. my parents referred to a girls privates as their flower .. untill i was 8 and my mum explained it to me ... i thought there was something extremely wrong because i didnt have an actual flower .....
To tease my daughter who is 5 years old, I told her that we didn't really know if she was a girl or boy yet because a person doesn't grow a "boy private" until age six. She freaked at the possibility that she may turn into a boy and it took me a week to convince her otherwise.
I was told last week that as a 2 or 3 year old, i was in the bath, and my dad was in the shower.when my dad got out of the shower, i saw him with no clothes on and asked "oh my god dad! how old will i be when i grow a tail?????!?!"
my daughter aged 5 tells peaple that she will never get married as she doesnt want any boobies,, she thinks you only get them when you marry,,,she's in for a shock,,,
I had no knowledge of penises, so when my aunt gave my baby cousin a bath, I thought he was sitting on a toy.
I used to think that pads were for women who wet their pants and that women used bras because sometimes their breasts would leak milk. It never really made sense...
I used to think I had bones in my penis and that was why it got big, and when it went down I was scared because I thought my penis was broken...
my little sister, at the age of 4, used to ask my brother to see his "tail." when he declined, she would announce "mommy, daniel won't let me see his tail!"
I was told by an elementary school classmate that boys/men have FOUR testicles. I believed that well into becoming Sexually active... I was always looking for the other 2!
When I was little I thought that boys had vaginas too even though I had to take baths with my brother. I just thought he was the only one in the world who had a penis. So anyway, when I was twelve I was at some boys house and he was in the bathroom and I had to come in 'cause I left something in there and had to get it out (can't remember what) I was confused why he wouldn't let me in, because when I was liitle, my sisters and my brother always let me in, so I didn't know why he woudn't (I'm a stupid girl). Anyway, eventualy, I came in and was shocked to see that he hada penis too! So I just thought that everyone got one when they got their period. This screwed up my whole idea about sex. Before this,m I thought that you could just get pregnant anytime, and "sex" had nothing to do with reproduction, that was just when you kissed naked with a boy. So I made a new theory: you couldn't get pregnant until you grew your penis (when you got your period) and the baby would come out the tip. For like a year, I was skeptical if I wanted to have a penis. I kinda liked my vagina. Well, it didn;t take to long to figure it out. I remember when at a family reunioun I started talking about it wit my cousin (who's my age) and my uncle (who's not much older than me). When they heard what I believed, they laughed so hard! I can remember my uncle just lauging so hard he couldn't breathe, my cousin didn't think it was that funny, but she laughed, They quickly told me the truth, I was so relieved. My uncle still makes fun of me for this.
I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.
I thought if I ate a hotdog I would grow a penis, I ate them, but I never grew one thankfully! I was probably about 6 or so.
when i was a child i belived that my sister (2 yrs younger) was born a boy and that as a result of touching her 'member' it had fallen off
Well it wasn't my belief....but my cousin is about 3 years older than my brother (whome is 9 years older than me...so obviously this is just a story i've been told many many times)...well my cousin (a girl) happened to see my mum changing my brothers diaper and saw his scrotum & penis...she ran out of the room screaming...when her mother finally calmed her down she said "Mommy mommy look...Matt's got an Udder!"...it was just udderly adorable from what i hear (get it...udderly...hehe)...anyways...so for years she thought that boys were really cows...and she wouldn't eat beef or hamburgers...thinking that it was really 'boy meat'.....my cousin has never lived that down....and i just HAD to tell y'all about it...hehe
one time i walked in on my dad peeing and i thought that male/female anatomy worked like a hotdog and bun, and would say boys have the hotdogs girls have the bun!
When my sister was around 4, someone read her that Dr Seuss book about the things that go through a machine and the stars go onto their tummies. Somehow, she inferred that if she wanted to change into a boy, all we would have to do was put her through a machine, and she would come out the other end with a penis. I fully believe that this was because my aunt used to refer to a vagina as a womans "special star".
Until I was in college, I truly believed I had three testicles.
For most of my life I was self-conscious about my body because I was so obviously different. From an early age, I knew people should only have two, yet I very clearly appeared to have three. I was so self-conscious, in fact, that I never spoke to anyone about it or asked anyone if it was a problem.
While in college, I began to have acute pain in my abdomen. I found I could lie on my back and the pain would eventually subside. I also noticed that my "third testicle" seemed to disappear during this exercise. I did a little research and came up with a theory that needed proof. The problem became progressively worse, interfering with my daily routine and studies. I sought medical attention, and the (now obvious) diagnosis was made:
I had been born with a hernia that had never been caught.
I didn't know what my clitoris was until I was 15 and I did some reading. I'd touch it a lot when I'd masturbate and I knew it felt good, but I thought it was my urethra for some reason.